It's Gucci

Wheein, raising her hand: We make it gayer.

Moonbyul and Hwasa: [Stand up and start clapping]

Solar: Dare.

Moonbyul, jokingly: I dare you to marry me, right now-

Solar, immediately: Okay.

Moonbyul: Wait what

Wheein, suddenly wearing a tux: *throws glitter in the air* LETS GOOOO

*RBW staff appear out of nowhere and set up random decorations*

Rosé, playing the piano: SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS

Moonbyul: Where did she come from-

Solar, suddenly wearing a suit: She’s been there the whole time. Check it out, your friends are here!

Seulgi, wiping a tear away and clinging onto Irene’s shoulder: It’s finally happening!

Moonbyul: What? When did THEY get here-

Hwasa, standing next to Wheein: Doesn’t matter, we’re the bridesmaids! Also look down.

Moonbyul, looking down and seeing that she’s been wearing a dress this whole time: HOW-

Sowon, trying to gather all the children: Shhh, it’s starting!

Yeojin, running down the isle and chucking flowers at people: MARRAIGE BITCH

Moonbyul: Who is that child-

Haseul, frantically running after Yeojin: UM SORRY ABOUT HER SHE HASN’T HAD HER YOGURT

Sunmi: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here togay-

Moonbyul: WHERE DID S H E COME FROM-

Sunmi: Whatever, do you?

Solar: I do.

Sunmi: GREAT, by the lesbian powers invested in me, under the name of God Jihyo, I now announce you gay as FUCK, now kiss.

Everyone in the audience: *cheering and sobbing*

what i, instead, saw as a minor was:

porn bots (which could be stopped by: captcha, double confirmation for accounts, not allowing url shorteners, not allowing rebloggers to delete captions, i would even be ok with hyperlinks not being allowed in reblogs)

fetishes and kinksters (which could be stopped by: adding more tags to the nsfw filter, including fetishes/kinks that appear as sfw)

people who forget tag their shit (which could be stopped by: an auto-tagging system for sensitive tags that would work similarly to the current block for apparently nsfw posts, but can give the op the option to delete incorrect tags)

pro-ana, pro-mia, romanticization of self-harm (which could be stopped by: banning the whole tag, as it just happened)

nazi, terfs (just kick them out for hate speech like twitter does)

pro-map thankfully only appeared once i was already past 18 but of course you could just ban the whole community + tag as it just happened.

prevent usernames with words that hate and pedophilic groups use to flag from being chosen at blog creation.

while i know that tumblr is a 13+ website, nsfw content was hidden from minors last year. most cp was deleted + outlawed (both irl and drawn) for good not even last month. and while those are recent changes they did make tumblr, overall, 13+ appropriate.