Fine on the outside

I’ve seen so many Christmas starter sentences with fluff and all nice things, so i wanted to make anti-Christmas starters! Sentences taken from few songs

“Outside the carolers start to sing.. I can’t describe the joy they bring, ‘cause joy is something they don’t bring me.”

“Their whiny voices get irritating.”

“So I stand with a dead smile on my face.”

“Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste”

“Oh god I hate these Satan’s helpers.”

“And then I guess I must’ve snapped, because I grabbed a baseball bat and made them all run for shelter.”

“It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand all year.”

“I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer.”

“You people scare me!”

“Please stay away from my home, if you don’t wanna get beat down.”

“Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.”

“Well I guess it’s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve..”

“I won’t be home for Christmas.”

“There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree gussied up candy canes and balls.”

“Those carolers have kept me up for hours.”

“It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls.”

“There’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand..”

“It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools, but it’ll surely make a fool out of every man.”

“If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas.”

“You know where to stick those jingle bells!”

“If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah.”

“Joy to the world and jack and coke.”

“Now every year the malls are just a madhouse.”

“Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit..”

“And those colored lights are fucking infantile.”

“I think we collectively as the people, should rise against this corporate jolly noise.”

“Tell the world let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change!”

“Before we spend it all on fucking toys.”

“Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!”

“Joy to the world of getting stoned.”

“Leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.”

“Merry fucking Christmas!”

“It’s Christmas day, i’m alone again.”

“Santa, you bitch.”

“Didn’t get a damn thing from my Christmas list.”

“I wish my old girl/boy would’ve never kissed Saint Nick.”

“Santa, you player, I thought we were friends.”

“Please come back home and leave that fat man alone.”

“I know I’ve been a real bad guy.”

“My name’s made the list, more than a few times.”

“You could light up a candle for every mistake that I’ve made.”

“Wrap me up like a present and throw me away.”

“Let the bells ring on a fool’s holiday.”

“I swear that I’m more than just broken promises.”

“Do not open til you’ve got forever to spend with me on a fool’s holiday.”

“Everybody waits for Christmas, but for me it’s New Year’s day.”

“Everywhere there’s joy around this festive time of year and happiness has never felt so far away.”

“I’m not supposed to feel this way.”

“All that I want this year for Christmas in New Year’s day.”

“It’s only seven days till Christmas. Six more till New Year’s day.”

“I remember how I used to feel, at Christmas..”

“Now last year’s summer romance, is this year’s winter blues.”

“Now i hope you’re happy with yourself, ‘cause i’m not laughing.”

“Don’t you think it’s kind of crappy what you did this holiday?”

“When i gave you my heart, you ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash.”

“Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!”

“I’m tearing down decorations, they remind me of your smile.”

“I hate that mistletoe, it makes me think of our first kiss.”

“I’m jingle belling and everyone’s yelling.”

“We’ll drink ‘til the bars shut us down. Ain’t that just what Christmas is all about?”

Trees. 

I really like those snow covered trees. 

Jan 2015, Posio, Southern Lapland, Finland.

Hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää Suomi!

Savory food stimboard!

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me:

It was all blur. She remembers standing under the tree, the same tree she always met him beneath. The night was calm, yet there was a buzzing in the air. Anticipation, anxiousness, freedom...all of it dancing all around her as she watched her beloved walking toward her. She was ready, goodness, she was so ready to run and be with him forever.

Until she was pulled through a portal, and winding up in some room that she's never seen before.

Seraphina was scared, trembling even. She had no idea where she was, who this person was who had her sitting at a table with a collar around her neck, but all she kept thinking about was Loki. She hoped he was alright, and her heart ached and yearned to see him again...

"Miss...Seraphina Sterling of Alfheim, yes?" The strange man with white blonde hair and a silly mustache said to her. He didn't seem to pose any threat to her, and spoke calmly. Though, Sera didn't trust him. Not yet, anyway.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Deepest apologies. Princess, I should be saying. God, I am the worst." He goes on, clearly embarrassed that he made such a mistake, but he continues even then. "Ya know, I don't know if I've met any princesses yet. Gotta check back on that, but hey! First time for everything, right?"

Seraphina remained silent as she stared at him wide eyed.

"Alright, I get it. You're wondering why you're here. You're scared, and I can see that. Here..." He clears his throat and smiles at her. "I'm Mobius, and we are here in the TVA, the...Time Variance Authority. And there is a reason you're here, Your Highness...."

"Unfortunately.. It is true." It hurt Loki to break it to her. "I am from a different timeline. My Nexus Event happened before i even got to meet you in mine." He explained, bringing his hands to her shoulders. "Your Nexus Event was that you fell in love with the wrong brother and tried to run away with him. In the timeline we pulled you from, you would have married Thor." Mobius explained and played the tape of her life. "This is how your life is supposed to go." Loki said, watching the tape aswell.

It was heartbreaking for him, to watch her marry Thor, while he stood on the side alone. In his own timeline, he and Seraphina would have loved each other in the future and stayed together until his death by Thanos. Loki looked away and sighed.

"I'm so sorry, Seraphina.." Loki whispered, as Mobius paused the tape.

It was all blur. She remembers standing under the tree, the same tree she always met him beneath. The night was calm, yet there was a buzzing in the air. Anticipation, anxiousness, freedom...all of it dancing all around her as she watched her beloved walking toward her. She was ready, goodness, she was so ready to run and be with him forever.

Until she was pulled through a portal, and winding up in some room that she's never seen before.

Seraphina was scared, trembling even. She had no idea where she was, who this person was who had her sitting at a table with a collar around her neck, but all she kept thinking about was Loki. She hoped he was alright, and her heart ached and yearned to see him again...

"Miss...Seraphina Sterling of Alfheim, yes?" The strange man with white blonde hair and a silly mustache said to her. He didn't seem to pose any threat to her, and spoke calmly. Though, Sera didn't trust him. Not yet, anyway.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Deepest apologies. Princess, I should be saying. God, I am the worst." He goes on, clearly embarrassed that he made such a mistake, but he continues even then. "Ya know, I don't know if I've met any princesses yet. Gotta check back on that, but hey! First time for everything, right?"

Seraphina remained silent as she stared at him wide eyed.

"Alright, I get it. You're wondering why you're here. You're scared, and I can see that. Here..." He clears his throat and smiles at her. "I'm Mobius, and we are here in the TVA, the...Time Variance Authority. And there is a reason you're here, Your Highness...."

♕ — Loki had been going through some files, of a case that Mobius wanted Loki to help another analyst with, when he heard in passing from B-15, that Mobius was interrogating a variant who was -- in her words -- like Loki. Was the variant another Loki then? Or another God? Someone else with magic? Of course it peaked his interest and he left the files in the library and made his way down the elevator, to the floor with the interrogation rooms.

He walked down the corridor and asked from a Minute Man, if he knew which room Mobius was. After getting some directions, Loki made his way to the door and opened it. "Mobius! I found some interesting information about the case i-- Oh. I'm sorry. Am i interrupting?" He asked, pretending of course, as he stepped inside. "Not right now, Loki. I'm sure it can wait." Mobius sighed and Loki's eyes landed on the woman sitting across from him and he stopped in his tracks.

There she was. The woman from the future he could've had. Was she from his timeline, or from another? That didn't matter though. She was still as gorgeous as in the film Mobius had once shown him of his life. If not even more gorgeous. Loki had never seen a woman as beautiful as she was. What did Mobious say her name was? Oh, yes.

Seraphina.

A name as beautiful as her. "I was in the middle of asking her questions. I was going to ease her into this and.. To you being here." Mobius said, glancing up at Loki. "Why is she here? What was her Nexus Event?" Loki asked and Mobius stood up and pulled Loki aside. "We just brought her in.. So calm your horses and understand that seeing you here.. Is a big deal for her. So please, wait outside." Mobius asked and Loki rolled his eyes, sighing. "How about i stay, but let you do the questioning." It was more a statement, than a question.

feels like you only just got here.

i need more time. this can't be it.

don't go. please. not yet.

i'm not ready to let go of you just yet.

our time is limited, but my love for you is not.

won't you stay just a little bit longer?

it's never enough time when it comes to you.

please don't walk away.

i feel like we barely got a second alone.

this can't be all there is between us.

i really need you to hold my hand.

i wish you didn't have to go.

can't you figure out a way to stay longer?

do you have to go? now?

if you leave me now, i don't know what i'll do.

just... five more minutes. that's all i ask.

give me some more time. give me a chance.

i need you to stay here with me.

don't make me beg you to stay.

how much longer do we have together?

i want more time.

i hate to watch you go... but i love to watch you leave.

tell them you're busy. tell them you can't come in today.

maybe you can lie and say you're sick. stay here with me.

wait wait wait! where are you going?

i need you to be close to me for a while.

would you stay with me through this?

what if i asked you to beg me to stay?

when do they need you to leave?

how much longer do i have you here?

what if i want you here all to myself?

[name], please. please stay.

i can't let you go just yet.

i treasure every moment i spend with you.

would you lay with me for a while?

i won't be able to sleep if you leave.

i'm not letting you go.

the day just flies by when i'm with you.

you really need to visit me more often.

i feel like we barely scratched the surface.

i really don't want you to leave just yet.

can't we work something out? keep you here a little while longer?

maybe you could call in sick.

clear your calendar for me.

figured we could use a night alone.

it's been a while since we went on a date.

we should spend more time together.

do you miss me as much as i miss you?

time really does fly when you're having fun.

is that really the time? have we been talking for three hours?