saw a kitty squishing some flowers in the yard and she looked at me like she had arcane secrets 

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

just seen the phrase “Big Labor” used to refer to workers demanding higher pay on twitter

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

the boss baby is beating ghost in the shell at the weekend box office i’m fucking screaming this is genuinely so funny

Well I’m pretty sure that’s because Boss Baby is a movie created to cash in on what’s hip, like most comedies. Those typically do well in box office

literally what is hip about a baby business man shshhdhdjskd