My Reality Is Just Different To Yours

correction: there are FOUR important women, NONE of whom physically appear in the game!!!

the baby.....

she has the cognitive function of a common house cat. if it makes you guys feel better u can imagine a part of the people lost in the blood ocean just regressing to this kind of state and having the time of their afterlives chewing on plastic and being treated like royalty by two men stuck on an alien planet.

*dumps these on the ground*

ok awesome, tumblr decided to just send my post into the void so here we go again:

elli came free with simon, meaning when he first woke up, he threw up a clump of flesh and… ta-daaaa! small elli materialized on our plane of existence.

simon is like the dad who didn’t want a cat, he kept his distance from her while grace figured out wether they could keep her around safely or had to throw her out into space (which he reaaaally didn’t wanna have to do, i mean, look at her cute lil legs!! she’s such a good, wiggly, little girl!!). once they were sure she wasn’t dangerous simon warmed up to her pretty quickly.

has the "ship grace with everyone ever" blunt rotation hit the eel hive mind yet

[part 1] [part 2]

Feel free to use em, credit isn't needed but would be appreciated 👍