🔶 Wondazone 🔶

Three Bears and Ten Thousand Rats, by Sir Michael Rocks

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

But both Mommy and my little condensation slut gave our condensent so like I feel like I shouldn't have to ask for yours... I guess I could get like a new table or whatever but it's just not the same if it isn't mahogany.

okay red what the fuck do you mean "condesent"

*gets down on one knee* will you... eat my marriageberry

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

lowkey hate how when you search for magical girls anime or manga, 'gushing over magical girls' is almost always guaranteed to be one of the top results and i can't stop thinking about all the kids who end up stumbling over it. like... is really genuinely nothing safe anymore? can't the kids have anything? does everything so desperately need to be 'adult' or sexualized?

Listen I get it, I do, but this is legit why we are seeing so many Internet censorship bills these days. Seeing something inappropriate at a young age isn't great but it's not going to damage the child anywhere near as much as fascist censorship.

Like why is it media aimed at children gets to be infinitely violent but the second there's a whiff of sexuality we all clutch our pearls? Is seeing a teenage girl experience a lesbian awakening worse for the child than any number of violent cartoons or games? Is the nude human form truly so grotesque?