the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

There's this bleach blonde Japanese swimmer who spends the whole first challenge of Physical: Asia being picked up and thrown around by other men so obviously I would die for him

you start to know enough 40 yos and you do begin to forget that you're 28

my new year's resolution is to be normal

listen i may take 4 weeks to write a 3k word chapter, and i may take 45 minutes to decide whether i should use “laugh” or “chuckle”, but at least i don’t use ai and whatever you’re getting is pure chaos from a human brain

"i asked chatgpt–" well i asked the one ring and it told me ash nazg durbatulûk ash nazg gimbatul ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul