Wollowock

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

Isn’t that true of all things French?

Yes. Yes it is. 

I cannot even deny it…

“For the aesthetics,” the French sob softly, shoving three Es into the word créées. It is not beautiful enough. They are never beautiful enough. Slowly France is losing its will to live.

what bastille song is this from

Things we lost in the fire

my mom accidentally got a $5 pair of socks stuck in the wheel of her wheelchair and we didnt notice for hours and now she’s freaking out because she feels bad for stealing it im laughing so hard

I’m calling the feds

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

She leaves offerings of peanut butter sandwiches for a fish who controls the weather. Of course she’s a witch.

Lilo is #witchgoals

For a minute i thought these were last words

i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children