Chubby Cheeks and an Unfortunate Chin

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

oh to be surrounded by fine china and porcelain plates. oh to smash it all up, screaming

This is like a twisted combination of Hot Fuzz and Shutter Island

Silent Hill

I like the implications of this comment, that Silent Hill isn't a haunted town full of supernatural manifestations of your psyche, and it's actually just cheeky locals dressed up as monstrosities.

mutuals meeting me irl

Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.

its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all

Only valid person in the whole United States of America is the girl in the hospital with me who said, "You've got a fat ass for a man. I could set a cup on that thing," and then offered to do a tarot reading for me.

honestly ‘himbo’ got the ‘thicc’ treatment ya’ll call a himbo every man who does a stupid thing one(1) time and who even isn’t a beefcake just like some of ya’ll call someone skinny with a little bit of ass thicc. you disgust me.

Kronk is the best example of a himbo you fools

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

Maybe if I stay very still the depression won’t see me

i know im op but mood

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”