transmissions: primed and qualified

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

I can't wait for the game changer prison episode when we finally get to meet Paul parolino

who would be in prison and what were their (alleged) crimes? so many options

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

The best tradition of Game Changer contestants being tortured isn't Brennan, it's Siobhan who in every single appearance had to deal with some sort of time related puzzle shenanigans that she can't leave

Every single time.

Ron Perlman prowling around the game changer set asking for attention and acknowledgment like a mischievous cat got me lmaooo

The fact that the night shift, who didn't know the prompt, spent most of their time blowing up balloons, while the day shift, who did know the prompt, spent most of their time hitting the piñatas is killing me.

write day and night like you're running out of time

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning

But the only way to begin is by beginning. So let's begin.