fate strikes down the strong man

"He did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water."

"Hey, don’t be a bitch, I could be arrested for this."

"I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it."

"I don’t do boyfriends."

"I just like making people feel uncomfortable. Makes me feel better."

"I know you were screwing her."

"I like you. You’re more than sex. More than sex, you’re something more."

"I’m done with your crazy."

"I’ve been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that."

"I’m a bit worried you’re a sex addict."

"I’m a cheater yes, and a slut, and a bad person, and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body."

"Is there a boyfriend I should be jealous of?"

"Isn’t your ass tired?"

"Just don’t lie to me. If one more man lies to me, I swear to God…"

"Like I’d ever wanna screw you."

"So I made a porno, so what? Everyone makes one these days."

"Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning."

"That’s how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken, messes that you just clean up."

"The only one with boy problems is you."

"Wait, you`re gay?"

"We all had to do things tonight that we didn’t want to do."

"We’re young, red-blooded american males."

"Whoever he is, I’m glad there’s some eye candy around here."

"Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?"

"You two need a room?"

"You’re a liar. At this point, that’s all I know for sure."

❝ Even fate picks its favorites. ❞

❝ I saw it and thought of you. ❞

❝ Can we keep it? ❞

❝ Great news: I’m a changed man/woman, and… and I’m ready to re-enter society as a solid citizen. ❞

❝ You’re a villain, and you’ll always be a villain. ❞

❝ You’re fun. ❞

❝ You got a present in the mail. ❞

❝ Is it a puppy? ❞

❝ Like, let’s just get a cofee or something. ❞

❝ You were right. ❞

❝ I’ll always be a villain. ❞

❝ And I love you, random citizen! ❞

❝ There’s no place like evil lair. ❞

❝ How do I look? Do I look bad? ❞

❝ Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials? ❞

❝ Such tricks won’t work on me. ❞

❝ Please talk slower. ❞

❝ You’re so predictable. ❞

❝ I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots. ❞

❝ I’m not panicking. ❞

❝ Dag! Crab nuggets! ❞

❝ Fackled fish cracker! ❞

❝ I’m in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed, plastic desk toy. ❞

❝ And… wrap that up and give it to a child on Christmas, ‘cause we’re done! ❞

❝ I’ve made a horrible mistake. ❞

❝ I’ve never heard you laugh before. ❞

❝ You don’t get out much, do you? ❞

❝ You make me laugh. ❞

❝ Do you have someone special in your life? ❞

❝ Who wants churros? ❞

❝ Wait a minute… are you wearing… Jean Paul Gaultier’s Pour Homme…? ❞

❝ What happens when _____ finds out who you really are? ❞

❝ Honestly, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think this was your first day of being evil. ❞

❝ Oh, that was really grown up! ❞

❝ The bad guy doesn’t get the girl. ❞

❝ My sole purpose in life is to look after you. ❞

❝ I don’t need you to look after me. ❞

❝ What are you s- what are you saying? ❞

❝ You don’t need me? ❞

❝ That doesn’t even make any sense! ❞

❝ Look, there is no ‘us’, okey? There will never be an ‘us’. ❞

❝ Why are you so evil? ❞

❝ Do you really think I would ever be with you? ❞

❝ You were right. I was… less right… ❞

❝ I need your help. ❞

❝ That’s when I got the brilliant idea… to fake my death. ❞

❝ Granted, you have talent. ❞

❝ This is the first time we’ve hung out socially, and it’s when I’m/you’re about to destroy the city! ❞

❝ Did you want to hear me say it? I’ll say it. Here it is, from the blackest part of my heart… I. Am. Sorry! ❞

❝ We’re gonna die! ❞

❝ There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England. This is the real world. ❞

❝ What’s the plan? ❞

❝ No matter what side you’re on, you’re always the loser. ❞

❝ There’s a benifit to losing. You get to learn from your mistakes. ❞

❝ Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me! ❞

❝ What a drama queen. ❞

❝ Don’t give me that face. ❞

❝ You really need to empty your pockets more often. ❞

People watching was her favorite. Humans were so fascinating, wrapped up in their own little worlds. They wouldn’t notice her even if she wasn’t glamoured from their eyes. She didn’t often venture quite so far north as England, preferring the sand and sun of Southern France to the gloom of northern territories. But she was there for a reason, needed to negotiate something or another – she’d remember eventually. Time moved differently in Faerie than in the mortal realm, after all. But humans. Humans were so beautiful, and so casually cruel to each other. The Queen of the Seelie Court could appreciate that.

And today, he had stared at one of them, unable to look away as he spotted her from the crowds. And if he were to say that the Fae, all of them, even those who were not his old captors, did not scare him than that would be a spectacular lie. 

The moment he noticed that she had caught sight of him, that her lips were moving, he looked down and away, hoping that she would pass on by.

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”