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I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

"jesus is lord" ok and zendaya is meechee

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

The Sun. Art by taurzza.

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

Ass fat because I been eating people. I’ve been cutting up and eating people

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

el muchacho monday

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive