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yeah man its dostoyevskian. because there was a weird guy

days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever

tboys with tummies will save the world

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

Me, while watching a critically acclaimed film that was well received by audiences: why did no one tell me this film was so good

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

I am a high elf from Lothlórien, could someone please translate this

the apothecary will try to sell you a potion for a gold coin like a single bite of lembas bread can't sustain a grown man for a day and a fleeting glimpse of the lady galadriel costs nothing

sorry i got scared by the passage of time. can yuo hold my hand

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy