go, kiss girls

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

WOMEN ARE NOW SENDING ME PICTURES OF THEIR BREASTS I AM SO BLESSED

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

Didn't you hear? Men are officially an endangered species! It's our job as women to wait hand, foot and body on their every whim. Plus they get to dress us up in cute little red dresses with pretty white hats!

added this to my inprnt shop btw 😳

oh no, my upper body and also my feet

Shouldn't have sold your bombproof baby shoes, never worn

bombproof baby shoes, worn exactly once by baby who didn't have matching bombproof clothes

baby feet included

it may seem small from over there but that is simply a trick of perspective. if you come closer you will see that what appeared small and near was actually average size and distant. just a little closer... closer... on your knees... closer... closer... good girl...

*reassuring you that i not only steamed but actually hunted these hams myself* this is the kill of a skinner, bella