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this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

op are you a time traveler

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

*kisses u* teehee *spreads my disease to you*

you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this

me talking to the dinosaur pellet i just put in a glass of water

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

Dana Scully horny on main

If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.

has there ever been anyone more iconic than gillian i genuinely wanna know

mulder’s away

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

I’m tired of rich people spreading positivity in times of crisis. SPREAD SOME FUCKING FUNDS.