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How did his first days as a human go?

AB. SOLUTLY. TERRIBLE.

I daydream about it pretty often and, well, he is very freak out about everything. He is freaking less about his "vessel", with all the mortal needs, than about seeing everything from humans point of view. He is a size of a human, everything in the house made to fit and serve humans, and it fits and serves him as well. Also he was very afraid that he is no longer sees in the dark. He was... Surprised to discover that after sunset he slowly losses ability to see, and thought that he damaged his eyes.

Bill is also very denying at first. He tries to convince himself that he is just trapped in this vessel and sooner or later he will find a way out. Until he see a round-shaped very normal pupils in the mirror.

He hates concept of food. For the first experience of eating Stan made Stancakes for him and their taste really helped him to accept he needs to put stuff inside to get energy from somewhere. But he thought that 1 meal for 3 days is enogh, until few hours later he went hungry again and Stan told him that he needs to eat at least 3 times a day, if he really wants to feel himself OK.

But the worst part of his first days was... Sleeping. Stan put him on a coach in Stanfords room and told him just to lay down, put a blanket and close the eyes until the magic happens, but when he falls close to sleep he shuts his eyes wide-open in fear. Sooner or later he finnaly falls into sleep only to find himself paralised, standing in Fearamid, unable to do something, looking down on himself, the part of the Throne made of humans.

He refuses to sleep next week.

As an aroace i have quite... Messy understanding of how love fellings are working, but i've watched SO MANY romantic comedies, so I can't unsee the perfect situationship plot over here. Like... They could have a pretty funny situationship from enemies to lovers, so...

I DON'T FIND IT FUNNY RIGHT NOW I'M ON MY WAY TO THE PARTY RIGHT NOW!

I SPENT SO. MUCH. TIME ON IT

My september.

Eating them up right now!!!!! Ginger bill is so reaaallllll

Will he slowly turn blond as his soul grows? Xd

WEEEEEEL

They mistaken Bill for Fiddleford (because of memory gun) and think that Bill is that weird assistent of Ford. And Bill has NO IDEA how to act in society, so he is a HUGE mess up. Stanley needed to think quick cause Bill has no ID or any other documents that confirms his existence, so he got him a fake passport with something like "William Norman Hirschxjdl" inside. Bill was in fact furious, but can't do anything about this.

Also Bill is much more confident with forest creatures of gravity falls and prefer their company than humans. So in this AU Stanley and Bill are good neighboors among all the weird things and hang out with them sometimes. Also Bill is a great guide for the mystery parts of a town, so Stanley is kinda glad to have someone around who knows how to tell gnomes to not eat a trash from their backyard.

Later, when they came up with Mystery Shack Bills social skills improved a bit. Yes, he still sometimes stabs himself with forks and catching up squirells to make himself a bath, but he knows how to be charming and get himself a discount. Also Bill is extremly talanted entertainer and he is great at making funny puppet shows for tourists or some-kind of a horror quests.

So to the time when twins arrive they faced with a red-haired accountant of Mystery Shack, who lives with his uncle (Mabel ship them) and sometimes pours soda in his eyes.

Hm.. At first he knew only what Bill told him: "Definitely not an interdemensional demon, who tortured your brother" and Stanley just connected the dots with Stanfords behaviour when he met him, the room in the basement with Bill's images and Bill, who don't even know how to eat food. So he literally beat out the info from Bill two days later.

Bill told him the rough half-true version of his story, something like "Oh, the higher-up magic freaking lizard thought it would be funny if I'm gonna help you out bring your brother back, because I'm the one who know how the portal works and where the journals are, and by the way I'm the best friend with Fordsy, he misses me so much, so if I open the portal we can be together"

Stan didn't believed it, but never asked more about. He suspects, that Bill wants to open the portal for something much more differ than just to reunite with his best friend and decides to use Bill for his own benefit only.

Bill on the other hand wants to open the portal, cause he thinks, that that will bring his powers back. He suspects, that there is another Bill in this dimension, but never tried to interact until he realised the portal if far-far away from finish.

Thats where the things comes out wrong.

Bill comes up with a simple plan. If his fleshpuppet means to contain Bill inside and never let him out he desides to trick it, by making a deal with demon-Bill. So This demension Bill posses Bills body and will stuck inside instead, and he will be free and finally make a weirdmaggedon-global. But when he makes a deal he realises, that his spirit looks just like his puppet. Meaning he is full human until something happens. So as a spirit he helps Stanley to free his body from demon-Bill.

And only after that incident he finally explains a full-picture of events to Stanley. He still don't tell why exactly he wants to open the portal. He lies that maybe thats his way to redeem himself and come back to his dimension. (ofc he still wants his powers back only)

So Stanly knows who is Bill, and even reads about his interactions with Ford after finding journal 2.