im wearing the hobbitlove polo

my little 2 year old cousin is obsessed with the baron from what we do in the shadows show she was crying in the car and I found some video of clips of him and put it on for her and then she was happy

On my lunch break in my car I was lying with my seat flat shoes off legs up on the dashboard eating handfuls of dry cereal with the fucking Silmarillion audiobook playing on my car Bluetooth and some motherfucker security guard knocked on my window to ask to see my badge and the Bluetooth Silmarillion WLDNT TURN OFF for a solid few seconds there while I was trying to show it to him so I just turned the car off in desperation and then I had to turn it back on to open the window because I forgot that you don’t have to turn it back on to open the window if you do it right away. In my desperation.

I’ve been getting sick like twice a month or more for the past 8 months or so since I got covid in the fall and then each bout gets my asthma going so bad like I’m a little kid again like I can’t go more than a few days without getting sick all over again I’m so scared for if work says something to me I was counting up how much I’ve called in sick…….. oops …. 😬 And I’ve gone in sick like a million times too 🫩 only called out if I literally couldn’t do it. Pls kill me

I’m gonna be like menopausal sitting around like Wow they really shot miranda in the fucking head. Wow.

What you need to understand about Me at all times is that james blacksails has been my best friend for about a decade now. In my head which is real life. I love my best friend James