meet me there.

i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in

looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis

For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision

“Normalize x” “normalize y” I hope we denormalize everything. I hope we all become freaks. And I hope we all die

What the fuck is hand in unloveable hand

“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

i love seeing the amazon lotr discourse as someone who hasnt read the silmarillion. someone will be like “and in this article theyre saying Folfingariel was in Bimbol’bur during the rise of the 2nd age yet in the text Tolkien *clearly* states that he was busy crafting the bracers of Finglehelm up until the fall of Dghsdjkfgheim 🙄”. and im just here like. wow i cant believe they would say hes in bimblebur….

i’m not kidding fucking tag me in this shit or whatever i want to know what your names would have been in the fuckin. 1930s! it’s so fun i feel like i’m uncovering other little izzys under rocks and leaves it’s so pleasant