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I AM SIRIUS THE BLUE!!

TRASH WIZARD FROM HELL

And yes, I have a certificate from the Academy of wizardry, I majored in weed with a minor in electric if you absolutely must know!!

If you have anything to inquire about, you may most humbly send me an 'ask', but I prefer to be left alone to my esoteric ponderings, thank you!!

Humourous factoids pertaining to myself:

- I am in possession of a raccoon by the name of banana peel, he is my best friend

- I do not associate with wizards 5 or more wizardranks below my own, stay away pleblings!

- I enjoy the company of fine maidens as well as gentlemen;))

- I am evil >:)

MUAHAHAHAH!!

Kindest regards, Sirius~

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supersoggycereal

Casting spell of 1 million beers

wizardposting420

Casting a spell of 300 million beers!!

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supersoggycereal

Pray not forget my sorcerer brethren that, Friendship is Magic™

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Who is this "piss girl" and why is everyone cheering her on?

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girlinyourphone

I think a wizard can be a princess sometimes.. I mean a tower is a tower

tricky-pockets

✨ tower

✨ animal familiar(s)

✨ many charms

✨ glittery robe dress

✨ smoking a fat pipe all the time

✨ pointy hat

✨ probably knows at least one dragon

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wizardposting420

My wizard hat has recently begun to whisper secrets to me in the night

evil-concoction-boy

The secrets of who?

wizardposting420

The people in question are unfamiliar to me, and so they are not of much concern to me personally.

The hat, however, seems to be a massive gossip.

Last night I gained extensive knowledge of "Karen from Accounting's" affair with her "yoga instructor" (I assume this is some form of new fangled wizard type).

It is beginning to bother me, for I have not had a single nights good rest since this garrulous hat began its shenanigans! It won't be long before I begin to lay curses upon mine own hat!!

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amanonthecorner

Wizards do not have "enemies" and "allies" so much as they have "experimental group" and "control group"

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My wizard hat has recently begun to whisper secrets to me in the night

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northssketchbook

Some experimenting for today's cooldown sketch, a wizard!

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bippusmymippus

My most powerful wizard spell: 34 crates of explosives

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I think I have a ghost infestation (also known as a haunting I believe)

I've been finding their droppings EVERYWHERE lately, it's making a real mess

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randomly-generated-posts-machine

evil wizard is so hot

wizardposting420

I'm w4w (wizard for wizard);)))

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wizardposting420

My wizard tower is getting somewhat cramped and disorganized as of late, I fear I have been acquiring far too many rad ancient mystical artefacts

Do you guys think rental units permit the storage of cursed objects?

the-curse-wizard

Allow me

I cast Thanos snap on your shit!

Now half of the things in your tower are gone!

wizardposting420

Oh noooo, not all my beautiful shit!!! Curse you, curse wizard! I'll get you back someday!!

I must admit it's somewhat nice though, I haven't had this much room in my tower in years

So many things have become visible, which I had forgotten i even owned, like this beautiful doll containing the souls of 1000 orphans!

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concoctionboy

Hm... a question that just occurred to me. Given that I don't actually have to breathe, could I survive indefinitely in outer space? Or am I liquid enough that I would boil away due to the low pressure?

Unfortunately, I don't have any way of launching a copy of myself into space, so I guess I'll just have to keep wondering.

wizardposting420

Reminds me of when I launched my first concoction boy into space back in college, what marvelous times those were!!

However, regrettably, I never figured out how to get him back down, so...

I guess we'll never know!

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homunculus-argument

You can actually only call it hubris if the gods/consequences ever catch you. Otherwise it's just sparkling genius.

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My wizard tower is getting somewhat cramped and disorganized as of late, I fear I have been acquiring far too many rad ancient mystical artefacts

Do you guys think rental units permit the storage of cursed objects?

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necroticlich

Everyone else is so cool and edgy when they name their spells like "laser ray of impending doom" and shit. Meanwhile I'm just like "yeah I'm gonna cast a Stuart I think" like how do you come up with stuff like Lightning Purple Shadow Daggers of Eternal Death do you guys brainstorm the names before you figure out the spells or what is it

wizardposting420

I think it's a mix, some things just come to you in the moment, some things you think about for a while beforehand, like Lightening Purple Shadow Daggers of Eternal Death is a classic, live for that shit

But sometimes it's nice just to name a spell 'John' or something

I have at least three spells called John, personally

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