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@wizardmaxxing

All things arcane and comfy big robes…

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Don't ever take 10 Evil Sap (specifically from that one shady merchant who loiters outside the kingdom walls) and go into your pocket dimension what do you mean Trump got reelected

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Pendlius The Forsaken is banned from the Mages Guild and I have stolen his Freakronomicon. I plan to challenge him to a duel in his Freaky Arts Magic in the Walmart parking lot

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Thinking a lot about the wizard war rn.

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AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MAGES GUILD PARTY 🗣️‼️

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Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

Cost of tungsten: $21.18/lb

Density of tungsten: 0.69545 lb/in³

Volume of a 2 inch tungsten cube: (2 in)³ = 8 in³

Weight of a 2 inch tungsten cube: (8 in³)(0.69545 lb/in³) = 5.5636 lb

Cost of a 2 inch tungsten cube: ($21.18/lb)(5.5636 lb) = $117.84

(Note that this covers only the cost of the materials, and does not include any manufacturing costs involved.)

Conclusion: You have found a very expensive way to annoy people, and/or kill people depending on how tall your tower is and how good your aim is.

Bold to assume I pay for anything. I use levitation spells so I need but one to entertain myself.

I didn't say you paid for the cubes; I figured as a wizard you could probably have conjured them out of the air, or summoned them from the little-known Elemental Plane of Tungsten. I just meant that if you have the ability to produce these tungsten cubes there are, you know, more lucrative things you could do with them than drop them on passersby.

Actually, how often do people come below your tower, anyway? Is it in a densely populated area?

I could only get a 3x3ft appartment in the far off land of New York so I crafted my own tower within the space. My upstairs neighbors were not thrilled. It is indeed populated. Throwing tungsten cubes at people makes me happy and giggle.

profeshinul-wizurd

just use rocks lol

Tungsten cube funnier

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Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

Cost of tungsten: $21.18/lb

Density of tungsten: 0.69545 lb/in³

Volume of a 2 inch tungsten cube: (2 in)³ = 8 in³

Weight of a 2 inch tungsten cube: (8 in³)(0.69545 lb/in³) = 5.5636 lb

Cost of a 2 inch tungsten cube: ($21.18/lb)(5.5636 lb) = $117.84

(Note that this covers only the cost of the materials, and does not include any manufacturing costs involved.)

Conclusion: You have found a very expensive way to annoy people, and/or kill people depending on how tall your tower is and how good your aim is.

Bold to assume I pay for anything. I use levitation spells so I need but one to entertain myself.

I didn't say you paid for the cubes; I figured as a wizard you could probably have conjured them out of the air, or summoned them from the little-known Elemental Plane of Tungsten. I just meant that if you have the ability to produce these tungsten cubes there are, you know, more lucrative things you could do with them than drop them on passersby.

Actually, how often do people come below your tower, anyway? Is it in a densely populated area?

I could only get a 3x3ft appartment in the far off land of New York so I crafted my own tower within the space. My upstairs neighbors were not thrilled. It is indeed populated. Throwing tungsten cubes at people makes me happy and giggle.

Well, it still seems to me like an expensive hobby, but I guess, you know, some people spend tons of money collecting Warhammer miniatures...

Wait, your tower is in a 3x3 ft. apartment? Do you have some TARDIS/Snoopy's-Doghouse bigger-on-the-inside shenanigans going on, or is it just a tower of... very untraditional proportions?

It was 3x3 and I decided to change that much to the dismay of everyone living above me 😁

Why were they so upset? Didn't they get a better view?

Assuming they could still get in and out of their apartments... you did extend the elevator shaft when you enlarged the space, didn't you?

I KNEW I forgot something this explains it all. Silly me

Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

Cost of tungsten: $21.18/lb

Density of tungsten: 0.69545 lb/in³

Volume of a 2 inch tungsten cube: (2 in)³ = 8 in³

Weight of a 2 inch tungsten cube: (8 in³)(0.69545 lb/in³) = 5.5636 lb

Cost of a 2 inch tungsten cube: ($21.18/lb)(5.5636 lb) = $117.84

(Note that this covers only the cost of the materials, and does not include any manufacturing costs involved.)

Conclusion: You have found a very expensive way to annoy people, and/or kill people depending on how tall your tower is and how good your aim is.

Bold to assume I pay for anything. I use levitation spells so I need but one to entertain myself.

I didn't say you paid for the cubes; I figured as a wizard you could probably have conjured them out of the air, or summoned them from the little-known Elemental Plane of Tungsten. I just meant that if you have the ability to produce these tungsten cubes there are, you know, more lucrative things you could do with them than drop them on passersby.

Actually, how often do people come below your tower, anyway? Is it in a densely populated area?

I could only get a 3x3ft appartment in the far off land of New York so I crafted my own tower within the space. My upstairs neighbors were not thrilled. It is indeed populated. Throwing tungsten cubes at people makes me happy and giggle.

Well, it still seems to me like an expensive hobby, but I guess, you know, some people spend tons of money collecting Warhammer miniatures...

Wait, your tower is in a 3x3 ft. apartment? Do you have some TARDIS/Snoopy's-Doghouse bigger-on-the-inside shenanigans going on, or is it just a tower of... very untraditional proportions?

It was 3x3 and I decided to change that much to the dismay of everyone living above me 😁

Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

Cost of tungsten: $21.18/lb

Density of tungsten: 0.69545 lb/in³

Volume of a 2 inch tungsten cube: (2 in)³ = 8 in³

Weight of a 2 inch tungsten cube: (8 in³)(0.69545 lb/in³) = 5.5636 lb

Cost of a 2 inch tungsten cube: ($21.18/lb)(5.5636 lb) = $117.84

(Note that this covers only the cost of the materials, and does not include any manufacturing costs involved.)

Conclusion: You have found a very expensive way to annoy people, and/or kill people depending on how tall your tower is and how good your aim is.

Bold to assume I pay for anything. I use levitation spells so I need but one to entertain myself.

I didn't say you paid for the cubes; I figured as a wizard you could probably have conjured them out of the air, or summoned them from the little-known Elemental Plane of Tungsten. I just meant that if you have the ability to produce these tungsten cubes there are, you know, more lucrative things you could do with them than drop them on passersby.

Actually, how often do people come below your tower, anyway? Is it in a densely populated area?

I could only get a 3x3ft appartment in the far off land of New York so I crafted my own tower within the space. My upstairs neighbors were not thrilled. It is indeed populated. Throwing tungsten cubes at people makes me happy and giggle.

Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

Cost of tungsten: $21.18/lb

Density of tungsten: 0.69545 lb/in³

Volume of a 2 inch tungsten cube: (2 in)³ = 8 in³

Weight of a 2 inch tungsten cube: (8 in³)(0.69545 lb/in³) = 5.5636 lb

Cost of a 2 inch tungsten cube: ($21.18/lb)(5.5636 lb) = $117.84

(Note that this covers only the cost of the materials, and does not include any manufacturing costs involved.)

Conclusion: You have found a very expensive way to annoy people, and/or kill people depending on how tall your tower is and how good your aim is.

Bold to assume I pay for anything. I use levitation spells so I need but one to entertain myself.

Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

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my ass could NOT be a wizard, like, how am I supposed to remember which potions do what??

I’m out here just guessing shit. Unlabelled potions? Yessir! Approved by the council? Nuh uh! If we’re fighting and I hit you with a health potion that just adds to the fun.

Next fucker in the council to steal my glitter I’m spawning 100 gooning gnomes in their room.

the-gnomish-bastard

What the fuck is wrong with you

A lot. I’m banned from all the kingdoms because of my honeybun from the ten hells spell

the-gnomish-bastard

There’s only 9 hells though? W-what’s the tenth??

I hear it’s a neverending Taylor Swift concert

Next fucker in the council to steal my glitter I’m spawning 100 gooning gnomes in their room.

the-gnomish-bastard

What the fuck is wrong with you

A lot. I’m banned from all the kingdoms because of my honeybun from the ten hells spell

Next fucker in the council to steal my glitter I’m spawning 100 gooning gnomes in their room.

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Got lost in a different realm. What happened to the Arcane Council why is it called the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Council now?!

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Just got a wizard blanket I’m out here comfy as shit in bed snug as a bug in a rug reading over the latest notes from The Council. I will be rejecting this fuck ass suggestion to ban necromancy. Hath thou not listened to Spooky Scary Skeletons? That shit is heat.

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Reading the forbidden knowledge like bed time stories

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