mmy title

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

oh my god the original out in the wild

Horse…quite fond of those

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

pegging clowns????

pegging hung clowns????

This is why this website is worth negative money

the most sexual thing ever is having no sex

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself