mmy title

obsessed with tone tags that are technically true but entirely irrelevant

man how is it 3pm already. /nonsexual

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

where are my headphones I can’t see without my headphones

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

when are they going to invent the perfect occupation “cave dweller” for guys like me

I wasn't ignoring your message I was being elusive and shy like a forest elf

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

if you ever wanna see how many people on tumblr have a wizard url all you have to do is make a post about wizards. they'll come

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect