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when are they going to invent the perfect occupation “cave dweller” for guys like me

I wasn't ignoring your message I was being elusive and shy like a forest elf

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

if you ever wanna see how many people on tumblr have a wizard url all you have to do is make a post about wizards. they'll come

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

god, your worst warrior needs money

Whatever im not bothered and my fur blows handsomely in the wind

sometimes i dislike something but everyone else who hates it seemingly hates it for only insane person reasons