cast fireball. bitch.

get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

I have a disease called I want to text you so much but I have no idea what I would even write

just almost said something was “free use” instead of “public domain” 💀

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

oh

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

jstor derulo

my dead wife. the ad free internet

thinking bout 2019 and how i took her for granted

(in a confessional) Father, sometimes i will start sentences with “i hate to nitpick” but i’m lying. i love to nitpick

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

the most attractive thing you can possibly be is an earnest dork

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?