cast fireball. bitch.

get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

living mango to mango

my beautiful peer reviewed child named jstor

Forget About Your Boyfriend And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. You Can Bring Your Girlfriends And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn.

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

what they don’t tell you is you have to be so so careful when you listen to music because sometimes ☝️ it will reflect your experiences

This queertember, let us remember that pride is about, first and foremost, being annoying as shit.

goodbye straight people

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

You know what happy pride to those two guys