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@wizard-intern
The Fungus cannot absolve you of your sins and mistakes. But after you have reckoned with your own mortality and the harm and scars you have placed upon the universe and its inhabitants it will welcome you into it's rest without judgement and without shame. Both saint and sinner shall be consumed gladly, as all physical evidence of your existence is metabolized into oblivion.
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@staff
You just randomly deleting people's blogs for no reason and no warning?
My reblog side-blog is just... gone.
my fuck it is gonklin out there.
warning to all beverage drinkers
condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily
For anyone who struggles with this regularly, sprinkle some salt on the coaster/napkin before you put your beverage on it.
To keep the demons and fae away.
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I lied. It was not my skeleton. I was just taking the pope's out for a joyride. My skeleton is incomprehensibly disgusting and unbearable.
You only wish your skeleton was as skillful and handsome as mine.
everyone look at the wizard intern's skeleton
Now it has STAGE FRIGHT. STAGE FRIGHT is a status condition that causes a temporary decrease in a creature's CHARISMA stat.
You only wish your skeleton was as skillful and handsome as mine.
i wish i still had a skeleton to one up you with but alas unlike me your skeleton is not strong and independent enough to be on there own yet but dont worry you are young and still have plenty of time to properly raise your skeleton in good time
My skeleton has existed since eons forgotten. It's just so remarkably spry and alluring.
The king has texted me, "WYD," every night since my exile.
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I know we like to highlight the anglerfish as like the pinnacle of some kind of natural horror, but how much more awful is the flyfisherperson who, using the guise of natural prey, traps the fish and yanks it into a world in which it simply suffocates to death or, if the fisherperson is feeling generous, let's it suffocate only for a moment in a world it cannot understand before plopping it back into the water as if nothing ever happened.
Does the fish long for the warm hands of the god that lured it by deception into the dry air and burning sun?
Does the deception end with the feather wrapped barb or does the fish also think its savior has come when gentle fingers remove the snare and tenderly maneuver scale and fin back into the coolness of the stream's salvation?
Exiled from the King's court because he found my, "vibes unnerving," and my, "meme game lacking narrative integrity."
I know we like to highlight the anglerfish as like the pinnacle of some kind of natural horror, but how much more awful is the flyfisherperson who, using the guise of natural prey, traps the fish and yanks it into a world in which it simply suffocates to death or, if the fisherperson is feeling generous, let's it suffocate only for a moment in a world it cannot understand before plopping it back into the water as if nothing ever happened.
Good. And what do you do if that happens to you, @wizard-intern ?
Well if fish screamed loudly and disturbingly every time they were dragged from the wet into the dry I assume less people would go fishing, so screaming may be the most reasonable response in this sort of situation.
Sadly we cannot prevent the beings from beyond time and space from yanking us by the mouth into the higher dimensions, but if we make the experience truly uncomfortable for them upon yanking us out of our proverbial rivers and streams maybe they'll be more hesitant next time.
That's probably a decent approach. Just be careful not to make yourself too interesting in the process.
A disturbing fish gets thrown back. The only fish that screams gets kept and put in a fish tank.
*nabs you from beyond space and time*
I know we like to highlight the anglerfish as like the pinnacle of some kind of natural horror, but how much more awful is the flyfisherperson who, using the guise of natural prey, traps the fish and yanks it into a world in which it simply suffocates to death or, if the fisherperson is feeling generous, let's it suffocate only for a moment in a world it cannot understand before plopping it back into the water as if nothing ever happened.
Good. And what do you do if that happens to you, @wizard-intern ?
Well if fish screamed loudly and disturbingly every time they were dragged from the wet into the dry I assume less people would go fishing, so screaming may be the most reasonable response in this sort of situation.
Sadly we cannot prevent the beings from beyond time and space from yanking us by the mouth into the higher dimensions, but if we make the experience truly uncomfortable for them upon yanking us out of our proverbial rivers and streams maybe they'll be more hesitant next time.
I know we like to highlight the anglerfish as like the pinnacle of some kind of natural horror, but how much more awful is the flyfisherperson who, using the guise of natural prey, traps the fish and yanks it into a world in which it simply suffocates to death or, if the fisherperson is feeling generous, let's it suffocate only for a moment in a world it cannot understand before plopping it back into the water as if nothing ever happened.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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You only wish your skeleton was as skillful and handsome as mine.
Can we borrow it for necromancy research purposes?
Get in line, buddy.
You only wish your skeleton was as skillful and handsome as mine.
