It noon

peak academia is scanning a 300 page book for a single phrase to use in ur essay just to add the big fancy book title to ur sources

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you’re in there i need you to come out and make new music please

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rats the rats we’re the rats ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

🐀 We 🐀 prey 🐀at 🐀 night 🐀 we 🐀stalk 🐀 at 🐀 night, 🐀 we’re 🐀 the 🐀rats! 🐀

ᘛ(    ᕐᐷ I’m da giant rat that makes alla the rules

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ lets see what kinda trouble we can get ourselves in to !ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

horses keep getting into the tower basement and eating all of the meat reserves. i think they may be living in the walls

it’s so frutstrating to have to clean up their shells off the basement floor after they’ve molted

sounds like you could have an infestation on your hands.

theres nothing wrong with my hands

Eric Andre is so surreal. It’s like they’re always in an SNL skit that’s gone too far