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so if louis already knew it was the detroit vampires who caused the damage… that whole litigation was just because he wanted to see lestat. the most horrendously down bad anyone has ever been

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

Jennifer my beloved

the percy jackson world sounds like a nightmare bc what do u mean i find out that one of my beloved parents isn’t actually my bio parent but it’s actually a deadbeat god who doesn’t even know me and also a bunch of monsters are gonna come after me so i get sent to camp for “my protection” but one of the responsible adults there hates every camper and i have to play fight games and get hurt and also help clean stuff and share a living space with a hundred different kids idk and maybe i also have to save the world even though i’m like a teenager and there are gods with magical powers out there???? atp just let the monsters take me

just slime me atp😭😭

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

#here🙂‍↕️

I love when villain characters are like, not doing anything or being reasonable but everyone is still Suspicious of them. I'm specifically thinking of a scene from season 2 of ouat where rumplestiltskin was like 'hey I figured henry is having nightmares after the sleeping curse, here's something to help with that' and david is all 'and WHAT do you want huh. magic always comes with a price. what is your plan WHAT do you want from henry' and rumple was like '🤨well he's 9 so I think we can just call this a freebie?' lmfao

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

WHO TF DOESN’T KNOW WHO MADAME ZERONI IS ?? ????

Oops gotta reblog she don’t play games

Girl I don’t fuck with that shit. I gotta exam two hours-I rebuke thee!

theres just a lot going on lemme repost rq </3