shes beauty, shes grace, shes a lesbian in space

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

where's that picture that ruined my life