bad ghost puns

Tumblr users: I know what I said.

What are you going to do, fire me?

You clearly have not concepted the gravy of this situation

you will have twenty minutes to use raw red onions and white truffle oil to make bread pudding in the ice cream machine

Me, sitting in the kitchen with a bowl of milk in my hands: death to capitalism

Witchcraft in reality: “SIR THAT IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ROCK”

It’s Black History Month, y’all

She’s actually Martha Dunnstock from Heathers. This is what she did while Veronica was hanging out with the Heathers

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

Oh I don’t have the time or energy to even start listing all of the amazing people out there! 💕

(Screenshotted from my other blog @saltysurvivors) same rules apply here!!

1.) Lay down on the floor 2.) Scream