Absolute Bastard

*makes subtle tweaks to my gender settings*

wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck

Don’t even THINK of opening ANYTHING if it isn’t like this

The sun hit different now that it’s illegal

HRT delivered to your house via a St Bernard dog with a little barrel around its neck

Good Morning! Today I will be informing you of the existence of enormous purple squirrels. 

don't you just love horror that doesn't rely on sexual violence or vilify mental illness or use jumpscares? don't you just love horror that creates an unsettling atmosphere and an intense feeling of wrongness even after you've suspensed your disbelief to accept that this kind of supernatural exists in that universe? don't you just love horror that's well written