the american cheese of spells and spell components

Earth is just space Connecticut

People forget it exists, and it’s got nutmeg.

actually the hottest thing a woman can wear is her pair of comfy pants with no underwear and a tank top that has stains on it because she intends to stay home and can’t be bothered to find anything else.

she's doing the dishes with her hair sort of held up in a half broken clip and I pull down her pants to eat her out from the back.

being a trans girl feels like being the person who has to explain the rules of the board game to everybody but for everything in your life. including explaining the rules of board games.

If you see this this is your sign to transition. Do it. you'll be happier.

I checked in with future you, she says you're infinitely happier being your true self

I should kiss girls as I moan pathetically

Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

it's so hard to be socially conscious and also maintain a friendly relationship with people i work with

like there's only so many times you can say "hey don't say that, that's rude/bigoted/a dogwhistle" before everyone just stops talking to you. nothing changes except you're alone now. ask how i know.

it's easier to ignore the slightly offputting tranny than to actually change how you act dontchaknow

right, I'm not supposed to blog about anything serious or I'll get censored or deleted or whatever. how about that world cup, huh

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby