THE PRETTIEST "BOY"

i’m your girl boyfriend i’m your boy girlfriend i’m your girlboy bestie and i’m never gonna die

try my mysterious glue

last night was a 2160p.4K.BluRay.x265.10bit.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX]

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

bro your salt is perfectly My Wound shaped

Ever since I little I knew I wanted to have difficult golf courses themed after my fashion choices. Just like bowser.

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.