THE PRETTIEST "BOY"

i’m your girl boyfriend i’m your boy girlfriend i’m your girlboy bestie and i’m never gonna die

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

pjackk is like the tumblr collective's dead wife

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

me when I break core functionality in order to pander to the single most annoying type of user on this site

it really is hard to think of a type of person who's opinions I care less about than "user who wants 'credit' for their reblog additions"

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping

someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing