lollygagger

my first language is english i am just dumb sometimes okay..

typical skeletons i will write for:

classic undertale

underfell

underswap

horrortale

echotale

swapfell uhm it’s hard for me to tell the difference (yes even after 10 years) of all the difference variants so…just use the most common nickname for whichever and i’ll find a way

i will spit truth on any undertale character u wish, as long as i know about them considering there is like a million au’s…its easier for me to write headcannons than real fics or blurbs. i apologize. will write smut and whatever ur heart desires❤️‍🩹 as long as its not incest or frans or some BULLSHIT like that, typical dni

nghhhhh so u want me basically and u want to bend me over and slap me silly?

thank u.

... teehee anyway I'm not sure if ur up for more detailed stuff, but I'd loveee to see some more specific stuff of him eating out 😼😼

it seems the people bow before me and i will keep that in mind…(pic under cut)

it took a lot out of me searching rule 34 for this photo i saw some things

i seen the devil

yay!!! #yay!!!! pimp!!!!

• he absolutely likes when his s/o has meat on their bones 🥹🥹

no like seriously Red wouldn’t have a whole lot of preferences in who he dates but he is definitely going to be swayed by someone who’s a little chubby

• you would be his personal thing to lean on

he is going to be leaning on you 24/7 since ur taller than him, even if you are shorter than him he’s going to lean on you but you being taller? it’s amplified by 10

• not one of those guys who cares if his s/o is taller than him

he just doesn’t strike me as a guy who would really gaf and he doesn’t get why other people care how tall someone is

“wdym u care about hight over ur compatibly” is his exact thinking

-🎶

not good i puked out ben and jerry’s gimme s’mores ice cream, gross

also castrate him, set him down in a chair and saw off his dick now

uf papyrus don’t ask me how i know i just know

no u can ask however much u want

well…i’ll try not to go bald

-🎶 (hope your drinking water and resting my pimp, from the first pimpette on Mars 😝)

computa make this guy super gay and horny and computa? make em queef

first off, any papyrus variant can be convinced into being pegged don't ask me how I know I just do

Classic sans'

it would take a decent amount of convincing but he can be nurtured into trying it once or twice

Classis Papyrus

He'll try it once. Him doing it again depends on how good you are at laying pipe

us sans

freak in the sheets so he is down to try anything once.

honestly I cant see many of them doing it, out of a place of fear but you could probably get your way with any of them if you try hard enough...

can’t relate to having big boobs

personally i know for a fact classic sans is a boob guy, sexually and not sexually

he would like to lay on them 100%, use them as pillows essentially, but he would also be super into them and be watching them during sex

more of a watcher than a toucher

us papyrus (stretch)

he adores big boobs, or any sized boobs for that matter, fondles them at any time and anywhere

horrortale sans

extremely attracted to them, concerningly so

if he had to pick between the same exact person except one of them had big boobs? he’s picking the one with big boobs

mutt

i ZONT. know which fell swap version he is i just know him by his common nickname.

he likes them most in a non sexual way definitely

views them as his personal cushions for the most part tbh

G (gaster sans)

stupid fuck ass wannabe emo guy who likes big titties someone humble this guy

(i want to fuck him till i drop dead)

We getting pimp slapped if we don't ask stuff ??

glad to see u taking a liking to where u guys stand

and no i will do far worse