#underswap! sans

-🎶 (also can I be this anon? If you do stuff like that)

yes why of course 🎶 anon how thoughtful of u to ask before doing so but no i ZONT care how many asks u bring to the table, spam me all u want (and idc how many skeletons or people u ask for in one ask)❤️❤️

and thanks for the recognition and love pimp, u a real one 💕

i’m going to do both brothers, treating u well tonight

blue. (underswap sans🥹) this guy is hard for me to write ngl so this might be straight ass…

•strict routine

this is a very common concept when people talk of him, but he’s very strict on his schedule. not that he isn’t against going out of schedule as you can’t predict everything in life, but if nothing is out of the ordinary best BELIEVE he’s waking up at 5 am, eating breakfast at 5:30, going on a run at 6:00, getting in the shower at 7:00, etc.

•one of those guys who stand outside and stare at the beauty of nature for hours on end

he bird watches in the sense if he’s outside and he sees a bird he goes “hey would u look at that beautiful cardinal flying past” casual bird watcher. also has a hummingbird feeder outside his house. genuinely makes his day to see one

•would own a golden retriever

he would get one mostly for how cute they look and be taken aback by how much energy they have

•music..

he’s the type of guy not to have a music taste, just listens to whatever’s on the radio, hardly ever seeks out a song to listen to (freak of nature.)

•sleeps in pitch black

relies on his phone as his alarm because regular alarm clocks are “too bright” when he’s trying to sleep

stretch…(underswap papyrus)…

•disgustingly good at decorating things

his room is for sure one of the best looking bedrooms out of the skeletons, it’s not too overly clean but it’s not dirty as hell either. plus he definitely knows how to decorate his walls to make it look nice but not messy. has one of those things that periodically sprays fabreze too

• genuinely hates spicy food

he can stand a little bit of spice for flavor but he just has a horrible spice tolerance. this intolerance turned into a hatred over time

• if he was a human he would be lactose intolerant

freak of nature is what HE is

•he has the same exact socks from a pack and they are the only ones he buys

you can’t lose the other sock if all your socks are the exact same

nsfw for clihhhh

Sad Blue get hug,,,,

Dream sans belongs to Jokublog

Dreamcember Day 4 - Christmas clothes

*the Creator is tired of making lil’ comic every day and wan’t to add colours to her new comic cover*

*but she is more proud of this one then the last one*

-🎶 (hope your drinking water and resting my pimp, from the first pimpette on Mars 😝)

computa make this guy super gay and horny and computa? make em queef

first off, any papyrus variant can be convinced into being pegged don't ask me how I know I just do

Classic sans'

it would take a decent amount of convincing but he can be nurtured into trying it once or twice

Classis Papyrus

He'll try it once. Him doing it again depends on how good you are at laying pipe

us sans

freak in the sheets so he is down to try anything once.

honestly I cant see many of them doing it, out of a place of fear but you could probably get your way with any of them if you try hard enough...

-🎶 (tha biggest pimp on that block)

to be honest with u im not very knowledgeable on killer sans…yes i think hes fine and id tap that ass raw but…i don’t know much about him..maybe if more people want it i’ll lock in and do a deep dive on him (i prefer to actually KNOW the au’s i write for, makes it easier to be realistic..)

and YES💯💯 blue is absolutely putting u in a head lock full nelson style, definitely his favorite position

i have never imagined being fucked with the use of a headlock around me but after really thinking about blue? he’s the only contestant that i know for a fact puts you in a headlock and WILL use you till you’re limp

he will in fact fuck you from behind with a MEAN headlock, not choking you too hard, but it’s there 😋😋

in fact, i was going to add that to last post, (him being a headlock sex guy) but i wasn’t sure if this blog was ready for that

good to know it is

and i giggled out loud at any whore, and u putting san’s instead of sans’, never let anyone dim ur shine

(watch the FUCK out 🎶 anon I’M. the biggest pimp. u all are just my pimplettes. luv uuuu!!!!!)