masterlist..

Ch. 1 - eye guess i'll go

Ch. 2 what the fibula

Ch. 3 you've got tibia kidding me

Ch. 4 numbskull activities

Ch. 5 throw me a bone

۪ ׂ ˖ CLASSIC

— Let's be honest—he's probably joining you.

— Sans isn't one to say no to a quick nap, and while he tries his "hardest" to stay awake, seeing you asleep all the time only tempts him to sleep as well.

— In his words, sleeping is contagious. When one person falls asleep, another person is bound to do the same.

— So, whenever you fall asleep somewhere, you'll likely wake up to Sans being fast asleep somewhat next to you, too.

— Depending on where you are, he might just leave you there and fall asleep in whatever free space there is. If you fell asleep on the floor, he'll flop down onto the floor, too. If you fell asleep floating in water, he'll join—why not?

— But if you are asleep somewhere dangerous, he'll just use his powers to lift you and put you somewhere safe.

— If Papyrus gets onto Sans for sleeping, he'll blame you and say you were being a bad influence.

۪ ׂ ˖ RED

— At first, he'd probably wake you up whenever he'd notice that you were sleeping just because he wants to bother you.

— Whether it's flicking your forehead or violently shaking you, he enjoys watching you groggily glare at him because he woke you up.

— Eventually, he'll get bored of that and leave you alone.

— Don't expect him to move you whenever you're sleeping somewhere weird. If you're on the floor, he'll just poke you with his shoe a few times before stepping over you.

— If you're on the couch, he might move you then just so he has a place to sit.

۪ ׂ ˖ BLUE

— While he is a bit annoyed at first, it isn't necessarily something new to him due to his brother—Stretch—doing the same, so he gets over that irritation pretty fast.

— He'd ask if you were getting enough sleep at night, but when you confirmed that you were and that you just always felt tired, he would probably try different ways to either get you to stay up.

— He would try caffeine, training, or randomly blowing an air horn or shaking you to see if the shock helped you.

— And you would either fall asleep during that or already be asleep.

— Eventually, he would just let you sleep, but he wasn't about to just let you sleep anywhere. Who would he—the Magnificent Sans—be if he just let someone dear to him sleep wherever?

— He would probably start carrying a blanket around, or he would have a whole bag full of stuff hidden in different AU's and in the Doodle Sphere in case he noticed you falling asleep.

— He would have a pillow and blanket in there, and likely a stuffed animal too because he thinks you would appreciate that.

— If he's in the middle of a fight and notices you sleeping, he's just picking you up and either putting you somewhere else, or he's fighting with you.

— The Bad Sanses would be looking at him in confusion because while he's throwing bones and shooting blasters, you're just sound asleep in his arms.

۪ ׂ ˖ INK

— Depending on his mood, he'll either be intrigued or not care at all.

— He would find it fascinating that someone could sleep no matter the place or time, and he would likely poke at you with his brush to see if you'd wake up or not.

— Whenever he's talking with someone and they ask if you're asleep, he pokes you with his brush and whenever you don't move, he turns around with a smile and says, "Yeah!"

— Like Blue, Ink makes sure you're not sleeping just anywhere, but what he does is make you a bed and just puts you on that.

— Or he just makes a pillow and puts it under your head before calling it a day.

— If you're asleep during a fight, he just squints at you and lets out a groan before going to help.

— Now, if he forgot to use his viles, he'll just ignore you.

۪ ׂ ˖ DREAM

— He gets so excited whenever he notices you're asleep, for some reason.

— Is he a little concerned by how much you sleep? Yes, but whenever you tell him that you just like to sleep a lot, he's not that worried about it.

— He'll make sure you only have good dreams in your sleep, and whenever someone makes a loud noise, he'll hush them before looking at you to make sure you're asleep.

— Whenever he catches you sleeping in a weird place, like on the floor, he'll just sigh before moving you onto a couch or a bed.

— If you fall asleep during a fight, he's freaking out while trying to keep you safe. He'll likely ask Blue to watch over you, or he'll quickly go to another AU to put you there before heading back to the fight.

۪ ׂ ˖ NIGHTMARE

— As long as you're not bothering him or in his way, he could care less.

— Even if you were in his way—say sleeping on the floor—if he can easily step over you, he doesn't care.

— But he does care about other things.

— While he doesn't care about you constantly sleeping, he does get irritated when he notices you sleeping in places he deems inappropriate.

— Like if you're asleep on the floor or at the table, he'll look at you and sigh before using one of his tentacles to pick you up. You'll then be moved to a couch or to your room, depending on which is closer.

— If he's really busy and needs to do stuff in the library he has in his castle, he'll likely take you with him and just set you down in an extra chair he has.

— Though if you're in his library with him and someone like Killer barges, he's shooting them a harsh glare that you would assume was because he was trying to work, but another reason for his glare was because he didn't want you to wake up.

۪ ׂ ˖ KILLER

— You're waking up with a sharpie mustache and other random doodles on your face.

— You're also waking up to random things stacked on top of you.

— Killer doesn't really care if you're sleeping because to him, that just means he gets to doodle on your face and see how many things he can stack on your head.

— But if Nightmare tells him to cut it out, he'll just dramatically sigh before saying he wouldn't do it again (he will).

— Now, while he won't move you if you're sleeping somewhere weird, he will join you.

— If you're on the floor, all that goes through his mind is "that looks like a good idea" before he flops down next to you.

— He will steal your blanket if you have one and use it for himself.

— If you're asleep during a fight, he'll either leave you there or take you somewhere else because he was told to.

— But then he'll forget where he moved you to.

۪ ׂ ˖ SKULL

— Skull is one of the most caring whenever he notices that you've fallen asleep.

— What he does really depends on where you fell asleep.

— If you're both at Nightmare's Castle and you fell asleep on the couch, he'll just put a nearby blanket over you and sit beside you until you wake up.

— If you fell asleep on the floor, he'll slowly pick you up and put you somewhere more comfortable.

— Whenever you're asleep at the castle, he doesn't let anyone bother you.

— Killer has once tried to draw something on your face and Skull grabbed him by his hood before dragging him away.

— But if you were to fall asleep elsewhere, like say during a fight with the Star Sanses, he's quietly freaking out because he doesn't want you to get hurt.

— He'll likely hide you somewhere and toss his jacket over you in hopes no one would notice.

۪ ׂ ˖ DUST

— He doesn't care at all as long as you're not bothering him, like snoring loudly or constantly moving around in a way that makes noise.

— Just don't make noise and you're fine. That includes breathing too loudly. Or breathing in general. If he can hear you, he gets annoyed.

— He also gets annoyed if you're sleeping somewhere that blocks his way, but surprisingly, he will move you to a bed or a couch.

— If you're fighting, though, he's leaving you there.

۪ ׂ ˖ CROSS

— He will glare at anything that makes noise while you're asleep.

— He's like a bodyguard whenever you're asleep, and since you sleep a lot, he's often by your side. He does this because he doesn't want anyone bothering you while you're trying to sleep.

— While he tries to say that he doesn't care about your sleeping state, the fact that he's able to tell when you're starting to get tired says otherwise.

— He refuses to let you sleep anywhere else but a couch or bed. If there's none in sight, he'll just carry you.

— He has occasionally walked around with you in his arms and got some weird looks, but he doesn't care.

— It's the same during a fight—he's just carrying you. He doesn't trust someone to come after you or look for you if he puts you elsewhere, so you'll just be in his arms while he fights. He'd be silently hoping that you wouldn't wake up the whole time he's fighting, though.

۪ ׂ ˖ EPIC

— Every time you fall asleep, Epic takes a 0.5 photo of your forehead and keeps it in an album on his phone.

— Surprisingly, he wouldn't really bother you when you're asleep, or he wouldn't do it in a way that would threaten to wake you up.

— He might poke your forehead once or twice to make sure you're really asleep, but other than that, he's probably just going to sit near you so he can take photos of you with different filters.

— He might post one or two just because he thinks it's funny, but he will delete them if you ask even though his captions, quoted, are "legendary."

bruh is going super saiyan with these snores js woke up i think bruh is gonna kill me #bruhseyesareredigottarun nvm bruh is back asleep

— While you read his captions, he would just stare at you with a grin as he waits for you to agree.

— Throw a pillow at him and he'll get the message that you want them deleted.

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