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Developing a sick fixation on the bagel guy I get breakfast from every Friday on my way to work. I have visited his stall thrice and each time he hears my order, shakes his head, and gives me a slightly different version of my order that tastes better than what I'd originally asked for

Today I asked for a plain lox spread bagel and he gave me an everything bagel with a lox, scallion, and dill spread and it fucks so heavy. Moaning at work rn

No i will not tell you who this is or where. This is MY parasocial relationship with a bagel guy who is doing a kind of customer service dom thing to me. You guys don't get to HAVE him [eyes start glowing as I growl]

lmao guess whose friend literally collabed with the stupendium

CONCEPT: megop au where Megatron is supposed to become the next prime while Orion pax is part of his primal/high guard. Through some sort of random bs Orion finds the matrix of leadership beneath the primal palace and accidentally absorbs it or whatever, therefore granting him to turn into Optimus prime through magical girl type abilities. With the matrix missing the senate starts putting out hits on Megatron to get rid of him while Optimus just keeps happening to swoop in and save the day every time, all while hiding his secret identity and dealing with the obvious crush Megatron has on him

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

Why would they speak spanish in europe

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

are we gonna skip past port o' rico