welcome. I am thatwooshkai (he/him) and basically only post transformers stuff. I can’t like or follow from this account so my reblog account (see below) is the one you’ll see if I like/follow. Hi mutuals
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FICS AND BLOG NAVIGATION UNDER THE CUT:
all my fics can be found here
all my art can be found in #my art
asks can be found under #woosh answers
I post all my oc stuff under #tf ocs and #transformers ocs (working on figuring out a proper tag)
my fics (in order of when posted):
Kai's Formerly Anonymous Breakbee Fics
tag: none
Breakdown/Bumblebee
-Doing It For The Bit [1/1]
-Tender [1/1]
-No Rhyme or Reason [12/12]
-Bad Idea [4/?]
The Mummy
tag: #tf mummy
Breakdown/Knock Out [23/23]
What's The Big Deal?
tag: none
Team Prime [1/1]
Nowhere To Go But Up
tag: #tf nowhere but up
Skyfire/Starscream [16/16]
Second Chance Blues (+extended universe)
tag: #tf second chance blues
Megatron/Optimus Prime
-Second Chance Blues [20/20]
-Ever Ready, Never Ready [1/1]
-What's So Bad About Snowfall? [1/1]
-You and Me and Nothing and Everything [5/5]
-Universal Adapter [1/1]
-When Your Friend Comes Back From The Dead But He Comes Back As An Entirely New Guy [1/1]
The Best of What's Around
tag: #tf bowa
Ultra Magnus & Thundercracker [18/25]
Same As It Never Was
tag: none
Megatron/Optimus Prime [1/1]
Look After You
tag: #tf look after you
Megatron/Optimus Prime [6/?]
Smoke And Mirrors Au (+ask games)
tag: #smoke and mirrors au, #heatwave ask game, #s&m ask game, #academy s&m ask game
Rescue Bots
-I'd Rather Be Dead [4/4]
-Psych You Out [25/25]
-So You Think You Know What Life’s About [26/26]
-No More Rescue Bots [1/1]
-Hang In There, Baby! [5/?]
Living in Your Cassette
tag: none
Hot Rod/Soundwave
Singing In My Sleep [1/1]
Heard Your Voice In Between The Lines [2/2]
Kai's Ultimate Rare Pair
tag: #dreadtide, #tf rocking the boat
Dreadwing/High Tide
-Sparkbeat [1/1]
-Soft [1/1]
-Rocking the Boat [11/?] (Part of Till Depth Do Us Part)
-You, Me, and Other Imperfect Things [1/1]
-I Met Him In A Dive Bar [1/1] (Part of TFA Dreadtide Adventures)
-Just Like Heaven [1/1]
-No Longer You [1/1]
-Love and Affection [1/1]
-In Between Days [1/2]
-Chomp [1/1]
Shadow of a Doubt
tag: none
Wheeljack [1/1]
No Such Thing As A Skyquake
tag: none (Part of Till Depth Do Us Part)
Heatwave & Skyquake, Ensemble [9/17]
Perfect Strangers
tag: none
Jazz/Prowl [1/1]
Sweet, Sweet Fantasy
tag: none
Jetfire/Skybyte [2/2]
PRIME TIME!
tag: tf prime time
Megatron/Orion Pax, Megatron/Optimus Prime [4/?]
Back To Start Again
tag: starscream predacon edition
Starscream, Elite Trine, Starscream & Soundwave [35/35]
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can I ramble into your askbox about some of your older writing? or should I just comment it on the fic? apologies I was gonna send it here but I just realized that my wordcount is getting Kinda Long and figured I should check <3 no obligation on your part to answer it either ofc 👍
absolutely please I love reading what people think of my stuff
Look I'm a firm believer that staying on Erid is Grace's happy ending, and that it's a good look at maintaining independence in situations where a disabled person has high-care needs and works very well to that end, but I also really like that it's not perfect. He's still, like. He's still eating nutrition shakes and graceburgers, he still lives in a large terrarium and he still has mobility issues specifically caused by the planet's gravity. Like most of us on Earth would look at that and assume "oh shit that's fucking awful compared to my access to fresh air and sunlight and agricultural products" but I think it does a couple things from, like, a migration standpoint:
It does not present Erid as a perfect utopia. The streets of Erid aren't paved with gold, it's not the land of milk and honey, it's just a place. That's all anywhere is, it's just a place. And I feel like for people who've never, like, had to seriously consider leaving their home country before, overcoming the assumption that moving Elsewhere will make everything better, that rent will be cheaper and health insurance will be free and there's reliable public transit and that must mean there are no problems, and confronting the fact that it's all just places and the only difference between them is how easy or difficult it is to exist as a regular person is a really important step in successfully adjusting to a new place.
It does not put Grace in the position of having to completely denounce Earth in order to appreciate his life on Erid or to be accepted there. There is a lot of pressure on refugees and other migrants coming to western countries to completely denounce their homelands in order for asylum applications to be accepted and in many cases (focusing in on Muslim migrants here) to not be labeled as a terrorist. Grace is not only allowed to miss and care about Earth but Erid joins him in that care (especially in the book, where Grace can't actually see the stars from his biodome so Erid's astronomers have been keeping an eye on Sol and Rocky tells Grace about Sol returning to full luminence on their behalf) by offering to help him return to Earth, they just have a standing offer to do that which is a huge ask for aliens whose space program is roughly the equivalent of 1960s cosmonauts in terms of experience and successful known missions
Grace is not forced to assimilate, his integration into life on Erid is allowed to happen naturally and without interference. He understands Eridian fluently even though he can't speak it and, considering his book version AAC is a gigantic pipe organ that's not mobile or present in all the meeting rooms since it's not in the one he and Rocky meet in, at least some Eridians he regularly speaks to besides Rocky are presumably able to talk to him without it. BUT he also doesn't have to participate in all of their customs. Movie Grace (and the movie's ending I believe takes place earlier than the book's, the book mentions Erid offered to refuel the Hail Mary to return to Earth and when they made that offer is when the movie ending takes place) but Movie Grace does not have his big pipe organ AAC, just the translator laptop, and is still fully capable of and allowed to teach Eridian children, using Earth classroom materials. His house is a mix of Eridian and Earth styles, Armando is in his house, and while you could make the argument that Erid just happens to have a beach on hand that looks like Durdle Door but considering the waves are machine made and we know the Don't Go Crazy Room has a video of Durdle Door I think it's entirely possible that Rocky and Adrian and the rest of biodome team purposely reconstructed Durdle Door (the script also specifies that Grace's biodome is a replica of a specific beach)
idk I just like that all this is allowed to exist in relative normalcy in a way that both mimics real migration experiences and also, as all good science fiction should, shows what could be, and yeah this is another case of Andy fucking. Logicking his way out of imperialist views on a given topic relating to human geography and it really grinds my gears that there wasn't intention to this because if there was the stuff in the story that makes this ↑ weaker could've either been either avoided or addressed head on, but I do think it's neat that the ending is presented in this way, like this really works for me in a way that "Grace is having the time of his life on Erid" and "Grace's existence on Erid is kind of horrifying" don't like
Like there's downsides, yeah, and they're pretty big and scary downsides. But that contributes to the placeness of it all, because there's upsides, too. As far as I can tell, Eridians don't use money. They don't even have a government why would they use money? So Grace doesn't have to worry about rent, or a mortgage, or taxes, or any of the other woes of capitalism as long as he's on Erid. He gets to do the thing he loves doing the most which is teach, his health and physical needs are taken care of even if the flavor is bad (but they are, notably, trying to make it taste good they're actively working on it in the book) and he doesn't have to worry about most natural disasters (I mean theoretically an earthquake could take him out but I'm pretty sure rocky had the good sense not to put grace's dome in a seismic zone).
So like, yeah, Grace is happy. He's home, he's safe, he has friends, and it's not perfect. It's not horrifying. It's just life, and I can't think of a better way to write an ending for a character that represents humanity than to have it be life on such an intrinsic level
i keep wanting to draw all the malto kids togehter but as soon as i conceptualize the idea of drawing robby i lose all will. i dont think he deserves to be drawn. i prayed for his death every episode. it shouldve just been my goat mo malto. robby is a irredeemable all caps CHUD and not even in a cute way like the terrans. actually this goes for most of them. Why is every single human male transformers protag Like That. so far i havent liked a single one of them, theyre litterally all the worst parts of their media. i hope sam witwicky in particular never finds love, or russel whatever his last name is. at least robby earthspark had Potential like everything else in that slog of a show post s1. sigh. it might genuinely be stockholm syndrome at this point for how much i think about post s1 earthspark. they never tell you how dangerous and cocaine-like a show is when its truely utterly Mid. its proximity to being a really good peice of media then dropping the ball as much as they can at every turn, its like watching a car crash happen in real time. i literally cant stop looking away. its like a curse or perhaps i am a masochist for the worst pain imaginable of My Shows being terrible. i love making myself suffer apparently. genuinely i just love bad media so much. dont watch past seaosn 1 of earthspark dont end up like me. wears a shirt that says "THEY RUINED MY LIFE" with an arrow pointing to this picture
it feels like im in a toxic abusive situationship with this show man. transformers earthspark i can fix you just give me a chance.
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"people hated rodimus because he was new" "people just hated hot rod because he was silly" "they hated hot rod for his fishing swag" people had an immense hatred for rodimus because he was gay in the 80s. he was pink and flamboyant and nothing like the ideal heterosexual masculinity of optimus prime and just because nobody said out loud that rodimus prime was gay does not mean that nobodys brain noticed that pattern especially growing up during the 80s with all the homophobia of the era. nobody hated springer or ultra magnus the same way. they hated rodimus for being gay. it isnt that complicated.
I think this is a perceptive read on the intense hatred of the character that persisted for so long. I remember finding a fan's beat-by-beat report of BotCon 2002 via a link of TFWiki, and it featured this moment:
Voice Actor Stuff
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Participating in the panel were Neil Kaplan, Mike McConnohie, Peter Spellos, Wankus, and Dick Gautier. The first question at the VA panel was directed to McConnohie. The fan got as far as "I have a question about Tracks..." when McConnohie interrupted him to say with a smile, "No, he's not gay." Gautier then jumped in to say, "But Rodimus Prime is!"
I don't think this joke was mean-spirited or anything, and I think Gautier really enjoyed voicing the character—rather I bring this up because the fact that this happened and the fandom was all in on the joke speaks to the fact this was an undercurrent for how fans judged the character so harshly.
i am familiar with this moment, and with the other times gautier did something similar albeit on a lesser scale and still years after the show which imply it may not have been a joke, and it is part of my read of rodimus prime as a gay man.
but i didnt mention it because it is so far removed from the show by many years. while its....nice to have that as evidence it isnt really relevant to the description i was trying to make of comparing rod directly to optimus in terms of the presentation of their masculinity and why a young audience surrounded by media during the reagan years that talked abt homosexuality the ways it did may have picked up on the subtext, then perpetuated that same homophobia for decades afterwards.
Sorry, I didn't mean to derail your post! You're right, all of Hot Rod's/Rodimus's differences in presentation, behavior, and framing compared to Optimus is in the text already, so the external stuff from decades later isn't needed at all.
And I had no idea Gautier may not have been joking! I also didn't know this was ever brought up more than this one time, that's really interesting. Maybe the fact I've only ever seen older fans say it was "clearly a joke" or however they put it is just more proof of homophobia? Not sure.
yr totally fine i think the stuff with gautier is really interesting, i have been trying to compile any firsthand sources of him talking about rodimus being gay for a while now and its mostly secondhand hearsay but i still think it counts for something. most of my focus was just on what would be most useful to a modern fan since its difficult to track all that down and the stuff in the show is There and so poignant...
i do think in comparison to how people would ask about tracks sexuality, that fans treat any instance of saying out loud rodimus is gay as a "joke" is...fascinating ? its okay for tracks, who will constantly be asked about and talked about as though he is gay and defended on those grounds (even though he does get his share of homophobia) and simultaneously rodimus is hated for being gay but it is impossible for him to actually be gay because then fans would be hating a gay man for no reason. lol
I’ve Pavloved myself so badly, I cannot watch Jerma at work anymore because I will literally start falling asleep. That’s the guy who reads me bedtime stories
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I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
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