welcome. I am thatwooshkai (he/him) and basically only post transformers stuff. I can’t like or follow from this account so my reblog account (see below) is the one you’ll see if I like/follow. Hi mutuals
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nsfw/suggestive occasionally, but the vast majority of what I post is sfw
FICS AND BLOG NAVIGATION UNDER THE CUT:
all my fics can be found here
all my art can be found in #my art
asks can be found under #woosh answers
I post all my oc stuff under #tf ocs and #transformers ocs (working on figuring out a proper tag)
my fics (in order of when posted):
Kai's Formerly Anonymous Breakbee Fics
tag: none
Breakdown/Bumblebee
-Doing It For The Bit [1/1]
-Tender [1/1]
-No Rhyme or Reason [12/12]
-Bad Idea [4/?]
The Mummy
tag: #tf mummy
Breakdown/Knock Out [23/23]
What's The Big Deal?
tag: none
Team Prime [1/1]
Nowhere To Go But Up
tag: #tf nowhere but up
Skyfire/Starscream [16/16]
Second Chance Blues (+extended universe)
tag: #tf second chance blues
Megatron/Optimus Prime
-Second Chance Blues [20/20]
-Ever Ready, Never Ready [1/1]
-What's So Bad About Snowfall? [1/1]
-You and Me and Nothing and Everything [5/5]
-Universal Adapter [1/1]
-When Your Friend Comes Back From The Dead But He Comes Back As An Entirely New Guy [1/1]
The Best of What's Around
tag: #tf bowa
Ultra Magnus & Thundercracker [18/25]
Same As It Never Was
tag: none
Megatron/Optimus Prime [1/1]
Look After You
tag: #tf look after you
Megatron/Optimus Prime [6/?]
Smoke And Mirrors Au (+ask games)
tag: #smoke and mirrors au, #heatwave ask game, #s&m ask game, #academy s&m ask game
Rescue Bots
-I'd Rather Be Dead [4/4]
-Psych You Out [25/25]
-So You Think You Know What Life’s About [26/26]
-No More Rescue Bots [1/1]
-Hang In There, Baby! [5/?]
Living in Your Cassette
tag: none
Hot Rod/Soundwave
Singing In My Sleep [1/1]
Heard Your Voice In Between The Lines [2/2]
Kai's Ultimate Rare Pair
tag: #dreadtide, #tf rocking the boat
Dreadwing/High Tide
-Sparkbeat [1/1]
-Soft [1/1]
-Rocking the Boat [11/?] (Part of Till Depth Do Us Part)
-You, Me, and Other Imperfect Things [1/1]
-I Met Him In A Dive Bar [1/1] (Part of TFA Dreadtide Adventures)
-Just Like Heaven [1/1]
-No Longer You [1/1]
-Love and Affection [1/1]
-In Between Days [1/2]
-Chomp [1/1]
Shadow of a Doubt
tag: none
Wheeljack [1/1]
No Such Thing As A Skyquake
tag: none (Part of Till Depth Do Us Part)
Heatwave & Skyquake, Ensemble [9/17]
Perfect Strangers
tag: none
Jazz/Prowl [1/1]
Sweet, Sweet Fantasy
tag: none
Jetfire/Skybyte [2/2]
PRIME TIME!
tag: tf prime time
Megatron/Orion Pax, Megatron/Optimus Prime [4/?]
Back To Start Again
tag: starscream predacon edition
Starscream, Elite Trine, Starscream & Soundwave [35/35]
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❌ “friends don’t look at friends like that” devalues friendship/platonic forms of love, pushes amatonormativity
❌ “historians will call them friends” devalues historians and forces complex relationships into modern simplicities, also devalues friendship/platonic forms of love
✅ “do they know its legal now” suggests the characters are stupid, poorly suggests that this is the only barrier to their relationship—both of which are funny as hell
fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year
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On June 2, 1991, passenger flight 283 from LA to Newark lost all contact with air traffic control somewhere above Kansas. The aircraft never landed, and no remains were located after an extensive search.
Ever since, rumors of a "ghost plane" have surfaced among aviation enthusiasts, who claim to have seen flight 283 attempting landings at various airports around the world. Over the years, descriptions of the plane present it as gradually more decayed. These sightings have sometimes preceded aviation accidents in the area.
Retired air traffic controllers claim to have heard radio interference in the 121.50 MHz band, reserved for emergency communications, around the time of "ghost plane" reports. Despite that, no communication has ever been firmly established with the craft.
So this edit and story actually came to me in a dream! It was a pretty standard and boring dream where I was taking a friend to the airport. I was standing right outside the building and looked up. For a split second, I saw the lumbering shape of the ghost plane above me, flying low, but it quickly got covered by the shape of the building behind me. It looked just like the picture, with its fuselage tearing apart like a ribcage. I immediately got a terrible sense of dread, like something really bad was about to happen, and woke up.
So obviously I had to turn it into an edit and try to communicate that vibe to you! Hope you liked it :)
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I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.
He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.
I love this but also am DEEPLY baffled as to why this Pye fellow found a skeleton in a cave in Britain and decided to take it with him to Jamaica. What do you need a skeleton for? Why do you need to import it? They've got bones in Jamaica already. Was it just that he was Bonded to this particular skeleton and decided that he wanted its company in the Caribbean?
For additional context, archeological giant hoaxes were extremely common in the 19th century, they were lucrative display pieces due to a number of pseudoscientific and religious reasons. Though I could not find evidence of them existing in the 18th century, Egyptian mummies were already being exhibited in Europe. There have been some prehistoric archeological remains located in Britain and Ireland that would have been unusually tall to the 18th century audience though totally within normal limits of human height with the Old Croghan Man having an estimated height of 6'6".
My best guess, if the story has a kernel of truth, is that Mr. Pye unearthed the archeological remains of a very tall individual OR grave robbed a contemporary burial of an unusually tall person and intended to pass the skeleton off as the giant remains of King Arthur, basing his story on the folklore surrounding the cave. It would be harder to verify his claims about the origin of the skeleton outside of Britain so he headed for the New World to start scamming.
In short? I assume he was on some P. T. Barnum bullshit and/or about to attempt an archeological hoax and intended to charge people to see the bones.
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