welcome. I am thatwooshkai (he/him) and basically only post transformers stuff. I can’t like or follow from this account so my reblog account (see below) is the one you’ll see if I like/follow. Hi mutuals
asks? ALWAYS OPEN
requests? ALWAYS OPEN
dms always open to mutuals!
all of my fics are locked to prevent AI scraping.
Reblog account: @whoopswooshkai
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nsfw/suggestive occasionally, but the vast majority of what I post is sfw
FICS AND BLOG NAVIGATION UNDER THE CUT:
all my fics can be found here
all my art can be found in #my art
asks can be found under #woosh answers
I post all my oc stuff under #tf ocs and #transformers ocs (working on figuring out a proper tag)
my fics (in order of when posted):
Kai's Formerly Anonymous Breakbee Fics
tag: none
Breakdown/Bumblebee
-Doing It For The Bit [1/1]
-Tender [1/1]
-No Rhyme or Reason [12/12]
-Bad Idea [4/?]
The Mummy
tag: #tf mummy
Breakdown/Knock Out [23/23]
What's The Big Deal?
tag: none
Team Prime [1/1]
Nowhere To Go But Up
tag: #tf nowhere but up
Skyfire/Starscream [16/16]
Second Chance Blues (+extended universe)
tag: #tf second chance blues
Megatron/Optimus Prime
-Second Chance Blues [20/20]
-Ever Ready, Never Ready [1/1]
-What's So Bad About Snowfall? [1/1]
-You and Me and Nothing and Everything [5/5]
-Universal Adapter [1/1]
-When Your Friend Comes Back From The Dead But He Comes Back As An Entirely New Guy [1/1]
The Best of What's Around
tag: #tf bowa
Ultra Magnus & Thundercracker [18/25]
Same As It Never Was
tag: none
Megatron/Optimus Prime [1/1]
Look After You
tag: #tf look after you
Megatron/Optimus Prime [6/?]
Smoke And Mirrors Au (+ask games)
tag: #smoke and mirrors au, #heatwave ask game, #s&m ask game, #academy s&m ask game
Rescue Bots
-I'd Rather Be Dead [4/4]
-Psych You Out [25/25]
-So You Think You Know What Life’s About [26/26]
-No More Rescue Bots [1/1]
-Hang In There, Baby! [5/?]
Living in Your Cassette
tag: none
Hot Rod/Soundwave
Singing In My Sleep [1/1]
Heard Your Voice In Between The Lines [2/2]
Kai's Ultimate Rare Pair
tag: #dreadtide, #tf rocking the boat
Dreadwing/High Tide
-Sparkbeat [1/1]
-Soft [1/1]
-Rocking the Boat [11/?] (Part of Till Depth Do Us Part)
-You, Me, and Other Imperfect Things [1/1]
-I Met Him In A Dive Bar [1/1] (Part of TFA Dreadtide Adventures)
-Just Like Heaven [1/1]
-No Longer You [1/1]
-Love and Affection [1/1]
-In Between Days [1/2]
-Chomp [1/1]
Shadow of a Doubt
tag: none
Wheeljack [1/1]
No Such Thing As A Skyquake
tag: none (Part of Till Depth Do Us Part)
Heatwave & Skyquake, Ensemble [9/17]
Perfect Strangers
tag: none
Jazz/Prowl [1/1]
Sweet, Sweet Fantasy
tag: none
Jetfire/Skybyte [2/2]
PRIME TIME!
tag: tf prime time
Megatron/Orion Pax, Megatron/Optimus Prime [4/?]
Back To Start Again
tag: starscream predacon edition
Starscream, Elite Trine, Starscream & Soundwave [35/35]
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i keep seeing misinformation about this, so: queerplatonic relationships do not have a set definition. the name comes from the idea that it's "queering" the platonic relationship, tailoring it to the individual relationships' own desires. it isn't necessarily romance lite, but it also isn't necessarily whatever definition you want to impose on it. the point of queering the platonic relationship is to break away from strict allonormative views on friendship, romance, and sex, not to make a new categorical box to fit in.
the answer to "what is a qpr?" is "whatever you want it to be." sometimes that is romance lite. sometimes it's a deeply committed friendship. sometimes it's friends who have a sexual relationship. sometimes it's based on an entirely different mode of attraction. sometimes it's fluid and impossible to put into words. it's whatever you want it to be. it's queer.
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I think we should. use our mutuals inboxes like gacha games and roll to get rare OC pulls . and skins. I'm like "oh shittt the Easter Event is coming up, I need to pull for the new skins" so I go into someone's inbox and send them. I dunno. a picture of a quarter. and they respond with a drawing of a random OC of theirs in a bunny onesie
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Not to yuck anyone's yum but I think the whole bloodymary dynamic is so much more interesting if its unrequited. Not 'unrequited but not really'. Not 'unrequited at first but one of them comes around' but like genuinely unrequited, full stop.
Simon is saved and shown a level of kindness he's never seen before and learns Grace saved the stars and falls completely head-over-heels and pins his entire sense of safety and self-worth to being liked by Grace. He loves him but in a way that is genuinely harmful to himself
Meanwhile Grace is serving aroace 'no thank you' realness and is absolutely terrified at the idea Simon might be falling in love with him because he does not want that kind of pressure from the one other human around. He's gotten used to living on an alien planet and living his best aroace life without ever actually doing the self-discovery to work out that label for himself and now there's another human around he's actually having to put in the legwork of working out who he is. He's gotten used to framing his societal value in a non-human framework and now there's someone else around painfully reminding him that under any other circumstances he would need a romantic relationship to have any of that.
I know you want them to fuck but ☝️ consider the character potential of them not doing that