Vivian of the Winter Court

estradiol give you a +2 cuteness bonus that grows over time. prog sorta acts as a multiplier and also increases crit chance.

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

nobody is thinking about princess dick enough these days. have you noticed this

some days i feel overwhelming grief for the fact that i never got to be a teenaged girl

i should have been an awkward tomboy slowly figuring out she's a lesbain and crushing on my best friend but instead i was crushed into nothing by feelings i couldn't even point to

(stumbles over some knee height obstacles but doesn't really even acknowledge them at all as i make my way to you) (and gives you a big hug)

the problem with visual novels is that they are novels, but they are almost exclusively sold on video game distribution platforms, which means that they're novels being read by gamers who are by and large entirely unequipped to critique that medium

gamers are by and large unequipped to read