Vivian of the Winter Court

i have no memory of posting this did a fucking fairy steal my phone to post about science equipment

Sorry, it will happen again

Hold still while I grab my Thermo Fisher ScientificTM flyswatter

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

i have no memory of posting this did a fucking fairy steal my phone to post about science equipment

Sorry, it will happen again

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

My asexual sexual awakening was like three months after starting E when a girlthing and I compared heights by standing right in front of each other chests almost touching and making eye contact. the deer-in-headlights fear response in its eyes as i look down on it and it realized how much smaller than me it was. I spent like a year chasing that high.

probably my greatest pervert weakness is that i don't really find 'disgusting' or 'gross' type acts to have much erotic potential. too much cleanliness compulsion even in hypothetical. my greatest pervert strength is my mystic eyes of mind control.

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

it still blows my mind people think i'm hot. or pretty. or beautiful. i try to own it and usually i do just put my hands on my hips and puff out my chest but sometimes i want to go "what? me? hot? explain right now 3000 words minimum"

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

I thought they where adding meat to a spine not making socks

That IS how socks are made

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.