what's in the box?

why are the pigeons so green

chlorophyll

“imagine dragons” you know what? i think i will

:)

this is great everyone should try this

these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huh

When I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

I will say this in SWSH’s defense: I truly never understood “don’t go into the tall grass” until a pokemon twice my size started chasing me and immediately proved to be faster than I could run

if her pokemon hadn’t been there to protect her i firmly believe that the small child you play as in this game would be dead now

The Wild Area is GameFreak finally putting the old “lol a game about forcing animals to fight” thing to rest. These things want nothing more than to eat curry, get petted, and kick any ass in their line of sight.

this is an excellent addition to my post a+

We aren’t making them fight. We’re just letting them loose.

This is implying bags of trash and mimes are living creatures

your implication that mimes are NOT living creatures is even more terrifying