Me: those are all her kids buddy. She had all those kids.

July - December 2020:

geralt: fuck no

Jaskier: hey Geralt do you dare me to drink this random potion I found in this ruined castle

Geralt: no.

Jaskier, uncorking the bottle: haha this is so fucked up I can’t believe you’re daring me to do this

Geralt: do not drink that

Jaskier: *chugging it*

Geralt: do you have a death wish

Jaskier: *finishes the potion* …

Geralt: …

Jaskier: eh, didn’t do anything. I guess it’s expired.

*like 50 years later*

Yennefer: how the fuck are you still alive and also still thirty

Jaskier: oh, here’s a thought. remember that time you dared me to drink that potion I found?

Geralt: I didn’t dare you to drink it

Jaskier: maybe this is what it did!

Geralt: ……..plausible

Yennefer: what kind of potion was it?

Jaskier: no idea. no label on the bottle.

Yennefer: then why did you drink it??

Jaskier: Geralt dared me to

Geralt: not only did I not dare you to drink it, I specifically told you not to

Jaskier: well evidently you and I remember this incident very differently

Geralt: I’m right.

Yennefer: where did you get it?

Jaskier: found it lying around in a ruined castle

Yennefer: do you have a death wish???

Geralt: that’s what I said

Yennefer: what did it taste like

Jaskier: gross.

Yennefer: that doesn’t narrow it down

Jaskier: didn’t expect it to

Geralt: anyway this shows why you shouldn’t drink random potions you find in ruined castles

Jaskier: hmmm does it though? I think it shows the opposite actually

Jaskier: on account of I’d be really old or dead now if I hadn’t :)

Yennefer: he has a point