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notes: headcanony little drabble, afab/fem reader, pregnancy, bonding through bitching and moaning <3
modern!maekar scoffs at the men he works with. the senior vice presidents, the ceos, the financial interns; all these peacocks with their inflated egos who whine (as if it’s something they expect to bond over, like he’d get all chummy with these pricks) about their wives. got to get home before the missus pitches a fit. my old lady must be on her period, can’t go five minutes without hearing her complaining about something or other. gods, these women, they talk your ear off. it’s pathetic. it’s boyish.
because maekar loves when you complain. he could listen to you bitch and moan for hours. coming home after a long day and hearing you launch into a laundry list of complaints—my peaches went moldy, can you believe that? just my fucking luck, i leave them on the counter overnight and it looked like i was trying to grow penicillin. oh, and that insufferable cunt in my yoga class told me i "look too big for the second trimester" today, i nearly throttled her… maekar. take your fucking shoes off, you’re getting scuff marks on my rug—is heaven to him.
he can’t explain it. maybe it’s because he loves that fire that lights up in your eyes when you’re annoyed. maybe it’s because you’re quick to direct your ire toward whatever’s bothering him. one comment about some awful, boring meeting he’d had with a consultant and you’re heated. that incompetent bastard, you’ll snark, he should be grateful you haven’t sacked him yet. you’re constantly waging wars on his behalf. he’ll zone out in his meetings, wishing he could sit you down in front of the board and tell them all off like they’re schoolchildren.
you’re not alone in your complaining, though. maekar likes to think he’s grown skilled at biting his tongue and holding back his quips. years of baelor in his ear, chiding him for his manners, have taught him that much. but when his brother invites the two of you to dinner at the new, fancy restaurant in town and the waiter gives him a plate that’s more garnish than meat, that self-restraint dissolves quickly.
“well where’s the bloody rest of it?” he grumbles. “supposed to go cook it myself, am i?”
“i get it, they’re being clever. your baby’s twenty-two weeks today, she’s the size of a sad steak,” you huff, dripping with sarcasm while glaring at your own tiny portion of pasta. “fuck this, i’m ordering takeaway.”
behind that exasperated look on baelor’s face, there’s a little flicker of appreciation. a begrudging recognition of what maekar knew in his bones from the day he met you: you’re perfect for each other.
watch movies that make you uncomfortable read books that make you uncomfortable go to plays that make you uncomfortable watch tv that makes you uncomfortable look at paintings and sculpture and artwork that makes you uncomfortable. it is spiritually and morally and ethically and artistically really really good for you. think about why you are uncomfortable. what biases do you bring to art? what biases does the art bring to you? how do you reconcile this? how does your worldview grow and expand and change? all this and more will be answered and available to you if you just engage with art that does not coddle you and treats you like an intelligent human being that can sit through discomfort
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my god i just read the synopsis of freudian summerhall and im legit so intrigued
the concept is so buzzy and im constantly for the lack of abetter term gagged by it all
girl thank YOU for this scrumptious meal
HELLO WELCOME!!! i'm so delighted freudian summerhall has found its people, it truly is the greatest concept i think i've ever come up with. definitely want to do some little drabbles and such for it soon. one day i will truly write it and it will be absurdly long and i will rejoice
ells the masterlist is so pretty what 😭 you cooked. i’m literally gonna spend today rereading everything.
AW thank you so so so much omfg 😭😭😭😭😭 my eyes and brain are so fried, digging DEEP in the tags was such an insane & nostalgic journey but now my watch is ended and i must rest. see y'all tomorrow (and pls lmk if any of the links are being weird or if anything is amiss!)
⏾⋆.˚ THE SUMMARY: just like in the limits of your longing (the prof!baelor au), you meet baelor targaryen when you take his history seminar and develop a deep, hopeless crush on him. only in this universe, his wife jena is still very much alive. having suffered a series of tragedies—a plane crash that injured baelor and left his father and their two sons dead, as well as the deaths of their sister-in-law dyanna and their nephews daeron and aerion—baelor and jena latch onto you: a young, lonely writer desperate for affection. when they invite you to spend the summer with them at summerhall, the lines between parental and romantic affection begin to blur. tension simmers between you, the professor whose approval you crave, the wife who walks the boundary between mother and lover, and the gruff, solemn widower whose haunted gaze draws you closer.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ browse the full tag here
plot points and backstory
the ask that inspired this au (where it all began)
psychoanalyzing the reader/baelor/jena dynamic*
the oral fixation is essential for this au
an average day in the freudian summerhall au
psychoanalyzing baelor's mindset
psychoanalyzing the jena/reader dynamic
discussing the gothic vibes and the maekarlings
maekar's lactation kink
origin of "girldaughterlover"
hurt/comfort with baelor/jena/reader
The Birthday Scene pitch
maekar's grief for dyanna in this au
and now reader's adopting a cat
more on the maekarlings
even more freudian: maekar and his mommy issues
mr. fertile
maybe dunk can be part of the polycule (in the cuck chair)
psychoanalyzing maekar's thoughts about baelor/reader/jena
the readerlings
baelor's head injury was in the kennedyesque plane crash
headcanons and drabbles
in the pool with jena
food and fingers musings with maekar
modern!maekar money musings
incarnadine (can be read as part of this au)
little maekar/reader dynamic hcs
what would they do if reader got hurt?
where they fantasize about fucking
other
this meme alba made
this meme issie made
updated 7.16.26
*i've since retracted my statement that reader never consummates her relationship with jena or baelor, see here
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a lot of my fics will appear under both a character masterlist and an au masterlist. longer works will also appear on my ao3. if you can't find what you're looking for, feel free to send me a message and i'll try my best to help :)
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check out this post for a brief explanation of how these AUs originated. there's a LOT of lore to all these various AUs (mostly because of some absolutely genius asks i get sent) so i can't include links to every single post. i recommend browsing the tag for each au if you have time and you're interested. consider this like a primer in prof!baelorverseology.
see here for my take on whether the "reader" in these fics has basically become an oc (tldr: it's up to you)
the prof!baelor au
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ summary: the baseline of the prof!baelorverse. the AU from which all the other AUs stem. you're a writer in graduate school at king's landing university. taking an elective outside of your department leads to a secret, tense, deeply emotional relationship with professor baelor targaryen, a widower and father of two. what starts as sex between two lonely academics turns into something more.
browse the tag here
the limits of your longing
sanguine
some prof!baelor headcanons (+ more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more & more)
modern westeros worldbuilding (+ more) / fancasting the targs
maekar's POV
the maekarlings in the prof!baelor au (+ more & more)
prof!baelor as a father + my take on matarys / jena and dyanna
the sunspear villa / baelor's office
dunk & maekar's unrequited love for reader
why dunk calls reader "winger"
freaky fun facts
what if: maekar got his turn with reader (insp. by this ask)
what if: hammer/reader/anvil threesome
somno with pregnant reader
unholy triptych (feat. dunk)
tloyl memes / beautiful art of reader
freudian summerhall au
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ summary: just like in the limits of your longing (the prof!baelor au), you meet baelor targaryen when you take his history seminar and develop a deep, hopeless crush on him. only in this universe, his wife jena is still very much alive. having suffered a series of tragedies—a plane crash that injured baelor and left his father and their two sons dead, as well as the deaths of their sister-in-law dyanna and their nephews daeron and aerion—baelor and jena latch onto you: a young, lonely writer desperate for affection. when they invite you to spend the summer with them at summerhall, the lines between parental and romantic affection begin to blur. tension simmers between you, the professor whose approval you crave, the wife who walks the boundary between mother and lover, and the gruff, solemn widower whose haunted gaze draws you closer.
browse the tag here
freudian summerhall has EXTENSIVE lore and therefore has her own special masterlist here
dunk/widow!reader au
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ summary: everything in tloyl happens: you meet baelor, fall in love, have a bit of angst and yearning about it, but eventually get married. and then, barely a year into your marriage, baelor dies (somewhat like in canon) in an accident. you're heartbroken, your newfound family is falling apart, and to make it all worse, you have your months-old baby to care for. this is the universe where your longtime best friend dunk (who's been silently in love with you for years) steps in and saves you from your grief.
browse the tag here
ormund hightower's sword hilt engraved with the image of the warrior drenched in religious ceremonial oils and he's using it to stretch your pussy because you're not pure and worthy enough to take his cock...
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