A thousand eyes, and one.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

ugh modern!dunk boyfriendism! modern!dunk who thinks it's mindblowing when you introduce him to some well-seasoned roasted vegetables (he only eats a pound of ground beef and plain white rice every day and sometimes a sweet potato as a treat)! modern!dunk who gets anxiety making phone calls so you have to sit there with him while he schedules his doctor's appointment! modern!dunk who sends you about 500 instagram reels every day because he thought you'd think that one was funny or he thought you'd like to try that recipe or he thought you might want to visit that cafe! modern!dunk who cries when he sees a lost pet flyer because that dog is probably so scared! modern!dunk who doesn't complain when the waiter brings him the wrong order because they were probably really busy and it's fine, this looks good anyways! modern!dunk who gets antsy if he hasn't been up and moving so you make up a side quest for him to go on ("love we're out of brown sugar go run down to the corner store") and he LOVES it! modern!dunk who has a picture of you in his wallet and as his lockscreen and on the dashboard of his shitty truck and if someone gave him a tshirt with your picture on it he'd wear it everywhere! modern!dunk who texts you "saw a squirrel!" "no sausage rolls at the cafe :(" "there's a cloud that looks like you" "what does antithetical mean" because he's always thinking of you! modern!dunk who comes in his pants from eating it! you get it

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

guy who loves it when you pout bc it gives him an excuse to thumb your lips (and maybe also slip it inside your mouth)