ramblings (deranged)~

little j & c dressing up as each other :-)

“Men will always underestimate you, and their pride will make them want to vanquish you quickly, let it be said that a woman tried them sorely. Let them spend their strength in furious attacks, whilst you conserve your own. Wait and watch, girl, wait and watch.”

“When he spooned an extra portion onto Jon's plate and gave him the crusty heel of the bread, he knew what it meant. He knows. He looked around the hall, saw heads turn quickly, eyes politely averted. They all know.”

sure shes tragic and terrifying in a way, and its very pitiful to see how delulu she is but its also hilarious how she is deadass living in a constant looney tunes sketch throughout the entire plot of a feast for crows

like the entire plot to kill bronn that somehow ends up with him becoming a landed lord??? peak comedy

like i get shes pissed they wanted to name the kid tywin (i mean he was her dad c’mon) but she tries to have bronn assassinated because he dared to name his bastard son “tyrion.” not only is that objectively hilarious levels of petty (the guy LITERALLY just wanted to name the baby after his buddy??) but she assigns this extremely crucial murder mission to the most incompetent knight in the realm. the medieval equivalent of a used tissue. and she doesn’t even give him instructions??? just vibes!! she’s just like “idk, kill him. figure it out.”

and balman??? decides the best course of action is to challenge bronn (BRONN, the guy who is notoriously without honour and killed a guard by kicking him off a mountain) to SINGLE COMBAT. no sneaky poison. no arranged accident. just sheer dumb confidence on his own abilities.

and when he loses (bc ofc he does) and bronn crushes his legs with a horse and stabs him in the eye for good measure, he immediately spills cersei’s plan like a toddler caught with a cookie lmao

meanwhile Cersei is like “omg did he tell bronn it was me 😟” and falyse, who is watching this entire farce unfold in real time like 🫣.

"Daenerys Targaryen wed Khal Drogo with fear and barbaric splendor in a field beyond the walls of Pentos, for the Dothraki believed that all things of importance in a man's life must be done beneath the open sky" A Game of Thrones - Daenerys II

"You have learned the words of the vow. Think carefully before you say them, for once you have taken the black, there is no turning back. The penalty for desertion is death." A Game of Thrones - Jon VI