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I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she's right

The most hilarious thing about She-ra and the Princesses of Power is this: it’s a sophisticated and critically-acclaimed 2010s cartoon, with characters who have complex, multi-dimensional relationships and well-developed personalities with interesting character arcs… and they’re all saddled with these ridiculously on-the-nose 1980s toy commercial cartoon names. So there’s the snow princess Frosta and the mermaid princess Mermista; the archer is named Bow and the sorceress is named Castaspella. The leader of the Horde is Hordak, and Catra is a cat. It’s like a version of Avatar where everything’s the same except Katara, Sokka, and Zuko are named Waterella, Boomer, and Hotman.

burgers that steal your IQ points

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

@brattylikestoeat

I remember his vines good for him

I spent the morning at the archery range with my coworker and somehow I consistently struck my target—every single time—in the groin. My arrows were snugly nestled side-by side, right in the crotch. It is my specialty.

Why are you shooting at Bigfoot?

???? American???? I’m what??? I’m crying I’m American and literally have never heard of this?????? Pls explain

shooting Bigfoot in the dick is a long American tradition. in some states you’re not considered a real adult until you can zap him right in the wanger. I’ve heard that Nebraska won’t even let you drive a car unless you’ve made your BFDS (Bigfoot Dick Shot) with a qualified witness present. in my hometown someone’s marriage got annulled and they served time in jail because it came out that they’d cheated on their BFDS.

Uhhhh wtf????

I’m pretty sure that’s called reality

*rolls d20* I die of polio.

Idea: degree in mad science. it just teaches u all the stuff as a normal science major but also it teaches u how to be batshit crazy in the lab and not die

If I were a well known, well respected childrens’ author who was fully aware that they were idolised by millions of children worldwide I would simply not be a cunt