feral nerd

*walking around your basement and looking at the spike traps, giant shards of glass, jars full of THINGS, and various bubbling and smoking lab equipment* omg i LOVE what you’ve done with the place …

hmm very much wishing to be obsessed with something but like in a sexy mad scientist way

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?

Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head* 

How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!

this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment

well i’m using this to start all my sentences from today on

If only I could be a cartoon scientist who’s kinda evil but will help the cute protagonist team up against a bigger, eviler villain and maybe even fall in love along the way