Erotic Chicken Sandwich

im going to explode in the kiln

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

not to come on too strong but I've been fantasizing about napping with you ever since we first met

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside

let's all shoot our phones and meet each other outside

hey so can somebody please do something about all of this

i think a part of me will always be sad.

i love friendships that influence me to be kinder, smarter and healthier. i love when people have a positive impact on me.