to the moon 🌼

haha rememeber when red bull fucked up max's race by building a car that doesn't work and mercedes fucked up george's race by not serving his pen and mclaren fucked up lando's race by building a car that doesn't work and williams fucked up alex's race by being insane and red bull fucked up isack's race by building a car that doesn't work and alpine fucked up pierre's race by building a pitlane speed limiter that doesn't work and ferrari fucked up charles' race by pitting him and building a car that doesn't work and f1 fucked up every race by making the worst reg set known to mankind

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.

i love you max verstappen with your hot pink helmet and your pink sim steering wheel and you're "from what i can remember it was a girl" and "boy or girl?" and "you [crane] don't have to apologise to me [for saying you want to make love to me]."