drunk celestial slacker monstrosity

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

Speak a little more kindly to yourself today.

when you keep yourself small all the time (swallowing the words you want to say, seeing everybody else as though they’re automatically above you, downplaying your feelings and achievements), the entire world will constantly be looming over you. that’s not the way to live your life. you’re supposed to be experiencing it, not be subjected to it. (this is your sign to take up more space)

i was born to be a beautiful lady but instead life turned me into a ghoul

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be