Theplaguekid

Then they proceed to ONLY draw the two of them in their '80s era versions when they hadn't even met until they were both old-ass men

Seriously, I have not seen a single piece of fan art of them together where they're both old.

This socially awkward, introverted basement dweller can't top SHIT, and I'm sick and tired of everyone pretending that he can! A GNOME CAN TOP HIM! But I don't know, man; personally, I just don't see him being a top.

What would happen if you chose one of these characters instead of Noelle?

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The song is called Time Machine. So basically, this song is about a man finally being released from a mental infirmary, but during his time being in there, his mind has been broken. After being released, he immediately starts to look for his girlfriend, completely forgetting that she's dead. He's quite literally living in the past and thinking that his partner has been waiting for him this entire time. Because of his broken mind, he sees time as a construct, something to be bent to your will, so he thinks he can just turn back time so he can visit his girlfriend again.

You can use this song for an angsty BillFord animation where Bill finally gets released from the Theraprism after thousands, maybe even billions of years. His mind is now fully broken, and he believes Stanford is still alive and is out there waiting for him.

The next song is Starkiller by Ghost Bear. This song is about Star Wars, but if you listen to the lyrics without that context, it sounds like someone trying to coerce another person into an affair with them.

Almost every lyric of the song just screams Bill Cipher to me. You can easily make an animation where Bill sings this song to Stanford while trying to coerce him into joining him.

The last song is E.T. by Katy Perry. This song is a lot more well-known than the other two songs I listed. I'm just surprised nobody has used this song to make an edit or an animation for BillFord yet. Basically, it's a song about a woman meeting an alien and falling in love with said alien.

You can use this song for an animation or edit about Stanford meeting Bill for the first time and falling in love.

For some reason, to me, that makes Stanford look British. I don't know why Stanford having cursive speech text makes him look British to me, but it does.