Vive L'Avenir

to be completely honest *starts lying

"[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in a hyperbolic joke expressing that the character is sweet and kind and i love them, vs "[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in i’m absolutely lying through my teeth while a long list of their crimes plays behind me like film credits

Playing Tomodachi Life and I want to make Rocky and Adrian miis! Any ideas for how I should design them??

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

sorry im sure this has been said a million times but kay is the funniest character ever to just literally claim the throne of england after his brother drew the sword from the stone. how did he even think he was going to get away with that. how far did he think he could go

the thing is also i fully believe that if arthur’s dad did not step in then arthur would have just gone along with it. i think he would have been happy to help

AU where Ector doesn't say shit and Kay becomes king and Arthur is his seneschal