I Kissed Loaf Bloke

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

i'm thinking about how cats hold their babies and how so many mammals also hold their babies and also about how physical touch is a love language

in case nobody had guessed, i'm touchstarved.

This is a treasure trove of information for fellow artists online! Thank you so much for organising it, this is an invaluable resource.

you know what they say. Makin pancakes makin bacon pancakes take some bacon and i’ll put in in a pancake bacon pancakes that what it’s gonna make bacon pancake

i want subway

Ive got a footlong right here, nya!

hey does anyone here wanna get baptized

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

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the bad news is that my mom was sad that her eggplants haven’t been growing; however, it turns out that the reason her eggplants haven’t been growing is because her eggplants were actually spinach. The good news is that her spinach is growing very well. She was also sad that her peppers haven’t been growing either, but it turns out that the peppers were actually eggplant. And I’m happy to report that the eggplant is also growing very well.

about to post something really great

Wait wait hang on I gotta find something

Life was good when we made dark fantasy films using muppets. No more captain america no more crisp ratt were doing gelflings some more, and those little shits from labyrinth.

The Dark Crystal series was really good but I desperately want to see what kinda fucked up muppets you can make with a $200 million budget

If we give the Jim Henson company $200 million, those felt fucks are going to be sentient