I need you to let me touch it...

I like how this is phrased as if Hozier is some rando

OH NOOOOOO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

Baby Miette!!!

does anyone else scroll down tumblr mobile and end up being put into a trance by the shitty fake phone game ads

bro you pulled the wrong pin.. now the tiger will kill the man...

bro the balls fell in the lava now this is truly a FAIL..

oh you wore an extravagant dress when you were supposed to dress modestly? kind of cringe bro

i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time 

please, you have to click this link because there’s audio of the writer HEWWOing and you have to listen to it

when sokka wants to do something in secret, like surprise toph or just avoid arousing katara’s suspicion, the only thing he has to do is tell zuko a lie about what he’s doing. it does not have to be a good lie. zuko does not have it in him to be suspicious of sokka, and he will repeat the lie, however outrageous it may be, to any and all interested parties. toph will examine him closely but ultimately conclude that he’s telling the truth, and then once toph confirms it, everyone will take her at her word. later, after this secret deed has been done, sokka will admit to zuko that he used him as a weapon and zuko will be like, “cool.” but by the time sokka tries it again, weeks or maybe only days later, zuko is as gullible and credulous as he was the first time. there’s not a cell in his body that is ready to doubt sokka. sokka has a powerful weapon and he tries to use it responsibly.

X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.

[captions] Narrator from behind camera: “Hi, this is my friend Anna Smith, she has a superpower. Whenever she touches any electronic the fire alarm will go off. Please, show!” Anna: “Would you like to watch some [pauses, touches tv. fire alarm rings out before stopping abruptly] TV? [laughter offscreen] How bout- you want some [pauses, touches A/C controls. fire alarms rings out before stopping abruptly] cold air?[laughter offscreen] How ‘bout turn the lights off? [touches light, fire alarm rings out once]  Narrator: “Wait, show me- show me your cool basketball trick?” Anna: [jumps and touches fire alarm, causing it to go off once] “KOBE!” [laughter offscreen] D’you want some [touches microwave, fire alarm goes off before stopping abruptly] popcorn?” Narrator: “Oh no, it’s literally just you. [bangs hand on microwave, fire alarm is completely silent] I-” [laughs]