Nigh as a Kite

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

i can't cope

I've actually used it when I already knew, but also knew the subject at hand was absurdly niche and wanted to encourage people to look it up.

i also enjoy the variant "hang on i gotta look something up"/"hey what the fuck" because sometimes history is just. like that

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

Aggressively reblogs.

even if God were real, it would be necessary to depose him

With your help, we will bring an end to the Kingdom of Heaven and enact the People's Republic of Heaven

No I'm going to burn Heaven to the ground. Hell too. Worship the present and the world of the living instead. The world is beautiful you don't need a different imaginary one. Live here. Look at that mountain, the sea, the sky, the sun, the trees. These are gods and family members at the same time. Take my hand and live in the world with me. It's beautiful HERE. It's beautiful NOW. And if you see litter on the ground, pick it up. If you see something wrong, fix it. You are a member of this great and beautiful organism called Earth.

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

That last one looks dope

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

"Hello, my name is Plover, and I am 120% legs. How are you?"

“Cant talk, gotta go plover there” *runs away with my long as fuck legs*

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.